GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/1375566937623818240?s=19

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https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/1375569841646604289

https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/1375572374398062596

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You couldn’t write this shit. It’s so hard to tell sometimes if you are awake or dreaming.

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This is Missouris next senator

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The text cuts off, but I assume the rest of that parenthetical is “a piece of shit)”

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https://mobile.twitter.com/maxberger/status/1375960726020501506

https://mobile.twitter.com/maxberger/status/1375962262788304898

Yeah, if this law stands, I’ve already decided I’m flying to GA and handing out water and food to any line I can find. Seems like a perfect time for a little civil disobedience.

I have family I can stay with. They are MAGAts. I will love explaining to my 10-yr old baby cousin why I got arrested.

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https://twitter.com/foxnews/status/1375540059059978241?s=21

Just playing off the creative bill titles

He introduced the Delivering Envelopes Judiciously On-time Year-round Act, or DEJOY Act.

Summary

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/545158-house-democrats-introduce-dejoy-act-to-block-postal-service-changes

That’s cute, but how about just firing him.

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The GOP really has absolutely nothing but grandpa Facebook memes and Ted Cruz doing Jungle Book ride cosplay. It’s just such an enormous opportunity for Dems to rebrand themselves as the party of actual policy. I don’t expect Biden or the Dem leadership to rise to this moment, but fuck, we all should put some serious work into getting progressives and DSA people into office in 2022 and 2024.

No non voters? What does that mean?

Always knew it would be August.

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1375934537188831233?s=19

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https://mobile.twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1376174898666688520

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Jesus. The Purge isnt even fiction anymore

He means us with the 3D printed guillotine.

I mean in what universe do cops protect neighborhoods? They show up after someone calls them. Usually after a crime is already committed. Great job guys. I feel safer already.

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