GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

“Ice cream is delicious” never gets the “So you think only ice cream is delicious?” treatment.

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This. My go-to analogy is always cancer.

“Oh so you donated to that brain cancer charity? Well I guess you don’t give a shit about any other kind of cancer then.”

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“CLOSE THE DOOR! YOU’RE LETTING ALL THE HEAT OUT!”

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The problem, which David Shor never acknowledges, is the right is going to pick up whatever the most obnoxious 1% of the left says and plaster it all over right wing media and Facebook on a loop.

Is “defund the police” stupid? Yes, but I didn’t hear any swing district democratic candidates talking about it. The left has zero control over the media machine.

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Should have just gone with ACAB instead of Defund the Police.

What is needed is strident, unambiguous, unnuanced sloganeering about who the bad guys are, whether it be cops, billionaires, or corporations.

disagree. defund the police is a “bad” slogan because it gets too close to the truth. it’s pretty easy to be white and sympathetic to black lives matter with no actual policy changes in mind. it’s harder to ignore your inner fear and support defunding the police because on some level you think it makes you less safe. like 90% of police budget waste is spent on paramilitary raids of black apartment complexes, but in white suburbia it feels like there might be more car prowlers and random needles on the ground.

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Every right winger with half a platform has attempted to dunk on Biden’s Neanderthal Thinking take from yesterday. If you missed it:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1367192228762963971

Without a doubt it will be hard to outdunk Tennessee’s senior senator, Marsha Blackburn:

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1367515798735097862

I agree obviously. I just think the also would eliminate some confusion. It clearly wouldn’t make the real racists change their mind. They are being disingenuous as you point out.

Why is Marsha’s comment in the present tense?

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She’s married.

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I’m more interested in her thoughts on the existence of so many hominid species and evolution.

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Spoiler alert: They’re all the real racists.

jesus! these morons are so bad at this.

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1367562330515660801

My God if Biden apologizes…

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No one is actually confused by any of this, though. It’s bad faith all the way down.

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Yeah it kills me when I see on Facebook some well meaning nice liberal trying to calmly explain to people that Black Lives Matter doesn’t mean that white lives don’t matter, like the people they’re arguing against aren’t full of shit bad faith liars who know exactly what they’re doing.

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Yeah, and that is actually kind of funny.

You still have to do this due to the 2nd Iron Law: if you just let the trolls have the field, the normie lurkers will believe them. Unless you opt for some kind of counter dunk.

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ok this actually made me laugh, good one little marco

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