GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

The correct reply to anyone who says “all lives matter” is “not yours”.

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Yeah if I say “women are people” I am not also saying men are not.

It is just bad faith like everything else they say and do.

They also would have dragged you around by the hair MS. Blackburn.

Who knew all these republicans were anti creationism and pro evolution.

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https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1367576351784460288

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„I apologize to all the Republicans who are offended because they identify as Neandertal. I understand the hurt. I consider myself a member of the homo genus too.“
For maximum trolling.

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Honestly, it was very insulting and Biden should apologize to Neanderthals.

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Florida might be worse than Ohio.

https://twitter.com/politics_polls/status/1367528906115448836?s=21

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@bestof

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And with FL having a $15/hr min wage, they’ll stay in power forever.

WAAF

I think Joe should issue a statement that he doesn’t have an anti-Neanderthal bone in his body, in fact some of his best friends are Neanderthals, and Republicans are the real anti-Neanderthals for even bringing it up! Joe doesn’t even see Neanderthals!

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And tell Marco to go fuck himself.

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Always a good idea regardless of context.

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How dare he say the N-word?

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I… I… DOGE???

https://twitter.com/RepMeijer/status/1367684538705588225

I can’t

https://twitter.com/RepMeijer/status/1367684550718013443

fyi it sounds reasonable at first glance but the caps are at 50k and 100k (individual and fam)

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Neanderthal Lives Matter

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Weve done this a number of times. But theyve litterally made “anti-fascist” a bad word.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1367520387639242754

I do wish she would stop tweeting but I like a good freedom fries reference.