GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

https://twitter.com/JonWalkerDC/status/1425942597063757825

ding ding ding

5 Likes

“There’s nothing to this case. It’s not some Matt Gaetz or whatever you think this is,” he [Lazzaro] said.

He’s got a point. He seems like a relatively small-time scumbag. His attempt to blackmail the reporter is pretty lol.

Lazzaro claimed that his defense attorney in this case had subcontracted the prominent lawyer Alan Dershowitz, a one-time Harvard Law School professor who has advised former President Donald Trump and ex-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani. However, Dershowitz denied that to The Daily Beast.

“It’s just not true,” Dershowitz said.

There it is. Too small-time for Dershowitz.

1 Like

While that’s obviously true what am I missing? She refused to block the Mandate and mandates are widely popular

Would that suggest that Republican judges with lifetime appointments are going to be more protective of the establishment than those with finite terms?

They’re not popular among the GQP base though so this lets shitheads like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul say vaccines are a personal choice while courts rule that vaccines can be mandated in certain cases, and even lets them rail about “legislating from the bench” and other mewochow like that the base laps up.

Stuff like SCOTUS saving the Republicans from destroying Obamacare.

So the Rs get to posture for either the base or the donors - depending on the issue. But then SCOTUS saves them from actually having to implement something that might be disastrous and the Rs themselves might not even actually want to implement. IE - they’re just pandering.

:tada: :tada: happy reinstatement day everyone! :tada: :tada:

7 Likes

1 Like

that fucking thing triggers me beyond belief

1 Like

Where’s Trump at this moment? O/U on how close, in miles, that he gets to the WH in the next 23.5 hours?

Amen!

Oh I know and that’s why I agree with the statement, just didn’t see how that case was an example of it.

Not enough pukey face emojis in the world

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1426173709723779074

https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1426222591350562823

14 Likes

Whats absolutely wild to me is right now, in rural nebraska or something, there’s thousands of households of lily white people sitting around their couches and pounding away on refresh on Parler or whatever, desperately looking for news of the reinstatement.

1 Like

https://twitter.com/benschwartz_/status/1425968764063944704

Winner so far.

Who the hell has “fall plans?” When has that ever been a thing?

Since we’ve been locked up for a year plus.

6 Likes

https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/status/1426243947240861700

https://twitter.com/JerriJamz/status/1426052914255106049

3 Likes

What do these people say to themselves when kids die?