GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

“These people, out of touch with America”

Hopes into a military vehicle with a 50 cal and then goes to a biker bar.

Going for the guys who sit on their couch and think Sons of Anarchy is the greatest show ever demographic.

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https://twitter.com/juliegraceb/status/1421243807941611521?s=20
https://twitter.com/juliegraceb/status/1421245568035196931?s=20

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handwriting of a psychopath wow

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I was thinking 3-grader, but that works too

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Yeah, I was trying to think of something to compare it to. That works. (A joke written in good taste)

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it’s definitely childlike but the way it changes toward the end of the second one i can only imagine him clenching the pencil in his fist and moving his hand around the paper

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image

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Looks like he clenches the pen in his hand and moves the paper under it.

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madison cawthorn is, unsurprisingly, the comic sans of people

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If I were feeling charitable I’d wonder if his disability has anything to do with his handwriting looking like that.

His handwriting is better than mine.

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It’s no doubt more legible than most people’s default. That’s not the issue.

Oh his handwriting is better than mine, but it looks like he has bad handwriting and is trying hard to hide it. That is probably what my handwriting would look like if I spent 3x longer trying to make it look reasonable. But fuck that

Actually no it still wouldnt look quite like that. There is something real weird about that

This guy gets it.

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My brother and his wife are educators. I showed them and they thought it looked like the writing of a fourth-grader.

My attempt at scribing Cawthorne as a dreadful writer, with a few beers, and trying to make it legible

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Cawthorn’s notes look like letters to Santa. And I’m going to stop myself there.

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Pretty sure he stopped writing to Santa when he didn’t get that new pair of legs.

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It’s both that each letter looks different every time he writes it and that he completely picks up the pen in between every single letter.

I don’t think those were actually written, maybe by a staffer that was trying to copy his writing style.