GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Cruz is scum.
https://twitter.com/NunesAlt/status/1415511910938603521?s=19
100% scum.
https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1415401043291148289?s=19

Damn, looks like I voted incorrectly in the poll.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1414925320478724100?s=10

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So much to unpack here. But he is the youngest bitcoin millionaire and has accomplished a lot in his life.

https://twitter.com/erikfinman/status/1415328529034715141

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Im sure NOOOOOTTTHHHIINNNNGGGGG could go wrong with an uncensored app store. No way in hell it turns into an unending cesspool of racism and bigotry

o/u 5 hours until there’s a downloadable kiddie porn app

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fyp

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what are the betting odds that he’s an illegitimate trmp scion?

If I buy a “Freedom Phone” and smash it on the sidewalk, is that a hate crime?

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This dude is going to sell knockoff iPhones loaded with spyware to MAGA rubes and make millions, I’m not even mad. I wish I’d thought of that.

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https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1415602487424258051?s=20

https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1415665482493947908?s=20

Guy next to me on fight was watching Fox News

I was amused that one commercial was for the shingles vaccine.

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My barber (200 year old German immigrant) has always been a little trumpy but today he assured me that trump will be reinstated in the next couple of months

Going door to door.

How many months until the midterms so i know how many months Cyber Ninjas and the Arizona are going to keep stringing this along until the inevitable reveal that the election was stolen by Democrats?

https://twitter.com/maddoxrules/status/1415720791635726337?s=20

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We are missing out on party poker 2004 only of gritting.

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Think how many boomers’ kids are walking around thinking they’re going to have an inheritance only to review the credit card bills and see dead old dad bankrupted himself with recurring Trump donations and Q-related Facebook scams.

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lol, absolutely zero surprise anywhere by anybody w 2 brain cells.