GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

The anti-CRT stuff really was a stroke of genius. The Republican base is absolutely furious over a completely imaginary social movement.

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Their ability to instantly pivot between imaginary horrors is incredible. Remember THE CARAVAN?

Meanwhile the shit we worry about, the actual horrors, just keeps getting worse. There have been 272 mass shootings so far this year.

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THE CARAVAN was at least a real thing that existed in some fashion. CRT is just a pure fabrication. People know they’re supposed to be mad about it because Tucker told them to be mad about it.

I’m old enough to remember when they were angry about REVISIONIST HISTORY, which was also at least kinda sorta rooted in actual curriculum changes going on in schools.

Ahh yes, the caravans. They would peak the day before the election and dissappear until the next election.

CANCEL CULTURE!

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KNOCKOUT GAME

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BLACK ATHLETES KNEELING

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NO GO CITY’S

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BENGHAAAZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIII

This is fun

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PIZZAGATE

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TRANS ATHLETES.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1404882610971684864

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https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1404836432368312324

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PIPE HITTER!

So I went to the website for the pipehitters and it’s the foundation for the guy that got pardoned for war crimes but for the life of me I can’t find why exactly they called it the pipehitter foundation

Urban Dictionary tells me it’s slang for uber-elite special forces, which you can now apparently become a member of by tweeting about it.

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Pompeo’s more of a brick hitter.

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Legalize pipe hitting imo

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Whats the difference between a pipehitter and a Brown Shirt?

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