At first I read this as Gohmert asking if Black Lives Matter could change the earth’s orbit. Which, honestly, wouldn’t be far off for him either.
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I admit I read it that way too. And if you watch the video, it’s also slightly less insane in that he isn’t claiming Forest Service and BLM have changed our trajectory around the sun thereby causing our present problems, but rather seems to be asking if that’s a possible way to fix it.
This is as charitable as I’m going to be today.
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Gohmert recently bragged to the House floor that his SAT score would “shock everyone that thinks he’s the dumbest guy in Congress.”
I’m choosing to read this as “it’s so low it would shock even those who already think I’m a fucking moron”.
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I get so many invitations to critical race theory parties I have to turn down a few a week.
You really can’t beat “pin the tail on the white privilege” and “hate crime charades”. I’m working on a board game where you have to name SCOTUS racial cases from a scrambled collection of letters drawn from an old KKK hood😉
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I think that’s a different kind of party, hunk.
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Lol thinking a critique of a theory about racial social and legal constructs is that it relies on social constructionism. 🤷
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Brag for only the biggest social science nerds but I had Gloria Ladson-Billing’s give a guest lecture on critical race theory in a class I was teaching back in the 90s.
I know some seriously famous people! I’m so cool! 
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The best people.
Just wait until the critical race theory orgies
I heard teens are inserting CRT-soaked tampons into their orifices, and having Rainbow parties where girls trade BJs for intersectionality.
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I was at a Conservative coffee shop and overheard several conversations in support of Critical Race Theory
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Maybe they thought it was a NASCAR strategy
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I assume they were whispering?
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Also I fucking love this Gohmert Forest Service thing. Just the absolute dumbest human possible. He thinks he’s the first to discover that BLM stands for Bureau of Land Management and honestly believes that everyone laughing at him doesn’t know that.
https://twitter.com/replouiegohmert/status/1402658794182676483
https://twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/1402594176114610178
Just in time:
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Wtf is a conservative coffee shop and how would one know it’s conservative? Is it covered in confederate flags and Trump photos?
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The coffee tastes like shit because…