GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

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Lololol all the libs that bought this guys bullshit

https://twitter.com/jdvance1/status/1387763394158137356?s=21

Many people would prefer that one parent is able to stay home and care for their children, while the other works full time, particularly those who have less than a 4-year degree?

This is a gotcha of some sort? What a moran.

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in our current system, affluent people tend to pay for professional child care at a higher rate than people who are more likely to not be able to afford these services. therefore: poor people don’t want free quality preschool.

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the poor like their lifestyles too much to pay for childcare at the same rate as the affluent checks notes four-year college grads. story checks out. :roll_eyes:

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Equating a four year degree with automatic affluence (and the converse) makes him impossible to take seriously.

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I can’t tell if he’s stupid or trolling; I no longer make the mistake of assuming fancy degrees preclude idiocy.

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lol nice ratio bro

https://mobile.twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1387763955557445640

https://mobile.twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1387772066611531776

So who is this guy?

hillbilly elegy

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Also might be seeking Rob Portman’s senate seat in Ohio next year.

EDIT to clarify: As a Republican; Portman is retiring.

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Bankrolled by Peter Thiel

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So a piece of shit, got it.

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https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1387783169852813316

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Is he authentically deplorable enough to win in Ohio? I’m not sure we’ll how he can market himself to actual Trumpers when his whole shtick is to be the deplorable whisperer at NYC cocktail parties.

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1387800186865524741?s=21

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1387801082496176129?s=21

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Roth is a treasure.

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Trump’s superpower was not only being naturally deplorable but not having any fixed ideas, so he could accurately reflect the bases current views based on audience response to a bunch of semi-random shit. People like Vance, Rubio, Cruz, etc. have something approaching a coherent conservative ideology and so they lack Trump’s ability to adjust, audible and pander.

Trump’s like “send everyone checks” because people like checks, but it goes against everything most GOP politicos took a blood oath to their donors to support. You can please the donors or the voters, but it’s damn hard to please both if you’re not running in the Deep South.

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The lawyer quotes read like over the top Onion

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