GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

I’ll worry about intellectually balanced policy preferences after we fade fascism. Until then, fuck Nazis.

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I was looking for the right words to sum up my feelings. These will do.

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https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1386878270776483842

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1387160782325039108

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1387193909030309893

But cancel culture!

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…That flight attendant having the poise to simply say “Enjoy your time in Chicago.”

What a legend.

This Fuentes guy didn’t have the sense to see how badly he was owned, and put it on Twitter for the world to see.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mkraju/status/1387543291781173248

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please be real, please be real, please be real…

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That‘s so much less fun

SEX BLIMPS is an awesome band name.

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Or an awesome post lockdown business idea.

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https://twitter.com/jfslowik/status/1387403430906392576?s=19

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that’s a bit like faulting eco activists for flying or driving sometimes. hawley is still a hypocrite, but we can do better

He’s literally claiming to be silenced by big tech as they amplify his voice far more than most people.

I look forward to Hawley’s next book, Are We In Danger of Losing Free Speech (And Are We OK With That)?.

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Imagine being impressed by such low effort pandering. It’d be like thinking wow the lead singer of that huge mega band said this shitty venue was their favourite of all time because the crowd here is so cool. I knew pittsburgh was the greatest!

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In for sex blimps, put for abolishing lasagna.

I love lasagna and I could understand if you wanted to reimagine or reform lasagna, but abolish? ABOLISH?’ Does this mean no more pasta noodles and marinara sauce of any kind?

What are the 972 independent Joe’s Pizza and Pasts restaurants Tuesday special going to be?

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Defund the Lasagna

I am going to eat 12 lasagnas today to own the libs.

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