GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Will AOC get into “the mud” with a pig.

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Stealing from SLJ, would have to be a really fucking charming pig.

Just looked him up and he had around 350 friends. His transactions list was empty though, so it’s probably a lot of private stuff now.

https://twitter.com/AmericanAtheist/status/1382410529935872003?s=19

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Ive shared this before.

I spent two years swapping Philippines Pesos for British pounds with a guy once a month as “Fisting Services” in the reference on online banking.

Should be private but his wifes divorce lawyer didnt think it was that funny when he audited the account.

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We can just wait until the 2028 Presidential election can’t we?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1382687571294175232

The Venmo connect to my PokerBros agent strictly says that I should alternate memos from “Spanish lessons” to “Soccer reffing”

beat: I’ve had to send him multiple reloads enough to alternate

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Fuck you no remains undefeated

The Behind the Bastards episode on Zuck covered this extensively. This haircut is no accident at all. It is indeed intentional, and modeled after this guy’s coiffure, because this is who Zuck thinks he is:

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Not the best, not the worst.

Matt Gaetz meets Chris Hansen.

Maybe, but AOC never agrees to let Greene grift that way.

In the Bahamas, Gaetz was joined by two GOP allies: Halsey Beshears, then a state legislator, and Jason Pirozzolo, a hand surgeon and Republican fundraiser for DeSantis, according to three sources, including one who was part of the group.

Also among those on the trip: the former minor who is key to the investigation, whose presence on the trip was previously unreported. According to one of the women in the group who spoke on condition of anonymity, everyone on the trip was over the age of 18 — including the woman in question, who had turned 18 years old months before the trip, she said.

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Imagine how far from getting caught the smart criminals are.

Rick Scott ripped off the federal government for like $700 million, GOT CAUGHT, and is STILL a sitting U.S. Senator!

Stick a private investigator on every GOP Congress person. Would be about 100x more effective than shoveling money to eDem consultant losers.

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Some people see a guillotine and are frantically waving their fast pass

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A pretty coherent explanation for the modern GOP’s devolution. Hilariously if you look at the history of the KKK it’s golden age as an organization if you want to call it that was when they were running… almost exactly this system of fundraising.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/04/14/why-is-gop-waging-culture-war-follow-money/

I’m just waiting for the news from congress that sex and drug parties are a-ok, even patriotic (as long as 18+), cause I think post-covid may be even wilder than expected.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1382761275114016771

She is building up an oversized war chest for her run.

I mean, aren’t they?

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