GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

I love how Cornyn clearly thought he was pulling out an all-time gotcha before getting absolutely schooled.

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https://twitter.com/harrylitman/status/1382439104621600771

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And if Rupar also has an embarrassing history with missing obvious satire it’s pretty funny that he’s scolding someone for the same failing.

… I would bet any politician associated with this gets more votes next election.

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So a guy who can’t hit a curve ball can’t report on Major League Baseball? Why are you being Greenwald level obtuse here?

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Maybe he is also a Russian agent. Nice to know Putin cares about us.

I’m just calling Ruper a idiot

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Thank god he’s on the hunt for racism against white folks.

Ok but why are you calling him Ruper?

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maybe I’m not that smart either

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1382464950132731907?s=19

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Pro-Trump rioter killed during Capitol insurrection actually died of drug overdose, medical examiner says

Roseanne Boyland was initially reported as being crushed to death

A pro-Trump rioter who was trampled over by a mob during the Capitol insurrection on 6 January died of acute amphetamine intoxication and was not crushed to death as it was initially reported.

That will teach them. Or at least it will teach the machines scanning the checks because ain’t nobody looking at they .

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https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1382452579750281217?s=21

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Who the hell is Marshall?

I used to know all the senators, but I guess there must be some new dickbags that replaced the old dickbags.

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One minor great thing about Georgia turning blue is I don’t have to anxiously scour such lists to see if my Senators are on them.

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Kansas. Pick an issue, he has the absolute worst position imaginable.

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1382479989782802434

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