GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Which eye? :wink:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1380942161068318722

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Hat’s back.
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1380975493722169347?s=19

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Somebody get me Malcolm Gladwell on the line, I have a book idea for him.

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https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1381025134383747075

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Damn didn’t realize Nevada was so solidly blue

NV got a little redder in 2020, R’s actually got more votes for the state assembly but they’re still down 10 seats. D’s got way more votes for state senate though. I don’t get it either.

It’s close to purple as a whole atm, tbd about 22.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1381045617347149831

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I mean with infinite free time, access to whatever personal trainers and drugs you want this should be ridiculously easy

He’s probably an early front runner

He’s got the other stuff, but I don’t think I’d describe him as having infinite free time. He could have that if he wanted, but I don’t think he chose to live that way at the time of the photo.

But he certainly has some sex scandal. It is requisite for Florida politicians.

Predictit currently has it as

24c DeSantis
21c Trump
10c Nikki Haley
8c Mike Pence
8c Kristi Noem
7c Ted Cruz
6c Mike Pompeo
5c Tom Cotton
5c Marco Rubio
5c Josh Hawley
4c Tucker Carlson

When you stare at that list. DeSantis does make a lot of sense…

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That list is a vision of hell.

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I mean sure he definitely works a lot but he can also do whatever the fuck he wants. Imagine if you could just like decide you wanted to work on a couple hours into a shift?

And honestly from most CEOs I know they don’t actually work a ton. They just give big idea’s and do meetings and shit, they aren’t slaving away all day behind a desk.

Honestly the most important thing is having your own chef and having access to any drugs you want. Just gotta hit up a pharmacist and be like I want a ton of energy and steroids and shit and boom.

Honestly if you’re super rich and not in great physical health and shape you’re pretty fucking dumb.

Honestly the more I think about it the less I think Trump has a chance. Without twitter he is fucked.

I kinda hope he is the GOP nominee. I think he would be drawing dead outside of fascists storming the polls this time. Last time them thinking he was a stone cold lock probably saved us.

Also DeSantis should know the incompetentness of Trump was a feature not a bug for his supporters.

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personally I don’t get it, nobody outside of FL knows who the fuck he is and he seems on the boring side, they ain’t going back to boring shit 2024.

but I do know some R predictit guys who were early on desantis and I didn’t join it to my chagrin.

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All he needs is an economic downturn after the greatest bull run ever and he would win. Probably easily too sadly.

and assuming trump loses a general election is also assuming R’s don’t just go LOL voters anyway in various state legislatures

True. I used to hope for a economic downturn in 2016-2019 but then I stopped thinking about .

But yeah the stock prices for a lot these stocks is just insanely overpriced . But if it happens while dems still control congress I think it’ll be fine, they could just print their way out of it.

If it happens after dems lose a house of congress though WAAF

Lol at people taking Haley at 10c. That is the Marksman-Certified ™️ Anti Lock.

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