GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

Rick Scott is the former FL governor who pleaded the fif 75+ times during his deposition in his company’s Medicare fraud investigation (the largest in history at the time).

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Who looks like he’s wearing a human skin suit that he hand stitched from the corpses in his basement.

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DeSantis is going to crush this. Just tosses out whatever derp he wants and CNN transcribes all of it.

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Would be nice if I heard that from a dem politician and not you or Riverman.

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And that’s what American, needs, dagnabbit! RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A CORRUPT BUSINESS THAT LEACHES OFF GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS, THAT’S JUST COMMON SENSE!

We heard it repeatedly through every election he easily won due to having unlimited funds

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https://twitter.com/RonnyJacksonTX/status/1523778988392562696?s=20&t=pt6Uz1_Y3g_3BYf2zHa4XA

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https://twitter.com/BiblicalAnarchy/status/1523664777016651776?t=F9cAB2JQV54mOP88tJuEdg&s=19

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I want to do X.
X is illegal and if you do it we will kill your family.

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How brave of Rick Scott to stand up and speak the truth!

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https://twitter.com/timalberta/status/1524208601417588738?s=21&t=C18A_p_FaBfPsh0w4JHa_g

  1. well duh
  2. this is a serious problem that’s only getting worse

You will never come between an evangelical and their church. Not even beloved family. Once the cult goes political, it’s over.

They literally think they’re in the middle of an apocalyptic wat with the devil right now. Anything can be justified to beat Satan.

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Literally laughed out loud. Well done.

Sums it up perfectly.

And besides, if you have to appoint literal Satan as head of your side to beat Satan, who’s to say that it’s not God working in mysterious ways through imperfect leaders?

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The Republicans are at the 10 yard line, going in untouched, nobody near them, high stepping it towards the end zone and long-term one party rule… and Rick Scott is like, “Hold my beer, I want to zig zag across the field for a few minutes and tell everyone how we’re going to raise normal people’s taxes and take away Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and the Affordable Care Act!”

Like dude just needed to shut the fuck up for like two and a half more years and he’d get his fever dream. Probably still will, but I appreciate him giving us a slight chance.

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More like Dick Snot

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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1524369022896197634?s=20&t=mRmXArevkyGL4Zi_1yxxGA

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1524372235280175104?s=20&t=mRmXArevkyGL4Zi_1yxxGA

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