Our friends showed us where their shore house is. My wife said I was allowed to …. It.
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You, particularly, have to admire his singular commitment to his position.
After 9/11, I bought a Hardee’s.
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Never ever give up? Ummm…sounds like that’s exactly what he did after the Challenger exploded. Astronauts were and are still a thing. He was 25 when that happened, and a quick Google search shows that the age range for astronauts is 26-46, so prime time for him.
What a bizarre tweet.
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Sounds like he was an engineer for Rockwell, which built the space shuttle, and the fallout of Challenger led to them selling their aerospace division to Boeing, with Hern caught up in the numbers game of consolidation.
Heroic
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Saw this reply and it made me chuckle, same theme as dlk9s joke in the post
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At least not realizing your dream didn’t make you suicidal:
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Hit the “x” to stop the page from loading the paywall.
After I got caught jerking off into the McFlurry machine, I was banned from ever working in another McDonalds. Now I am the Junior Senator from South Dakota.
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After they beheaded Louis XVI, my dreams of marrying into French nobility were cut short. But I did what I had to do – including plum farming – to purchase my first wineyard in 1797. Today, I am honored to represent the Duchy of Brunswick-Lüneburg at the Congress of Vienna. Never EVER give up.
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I wish he were a challenger astronaut.
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I guess I’m rubbing off on people around here.
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Wow, a Republican going at another Republican…for the right reasons.
https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/status/1632779718268157956
The thing that always gets me about people who want to make their Christianity into MY law is that if a Muslim tried to make their religion into law, they would be screaming “SHARIA LAW!” from the mountain tops.
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I live in Oklahoma and very seldom do I have the opportunity to laugh at other folks, but this made me laugh:
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Maybe a minor nitpick, but I’m a little put off by repeatedly referring to Rep. Kelley as “Lady” during this exchange (“Lady, I’m not the one who introduced your bill.”) Other than that, 
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It’s just how they’re supposed to address women in the legislature. But yeah, it sounds odd.
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