GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

Surely it’s not that hard to fathom?

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Lol didnt even cross my mind

It’s amazing what I’ve learned at cocaine-fueled Republican orgies.

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I played in the snow one year in my early 20s but fortunately the habit never stuck. My heart would probably explode if I did the same thing now. I could have guessed what they meant by key bump.

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Cocaine Mitch likes to have a good time.

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So that would be swapping key bumps in the wheel of fortune before and after category?

Key = kilo. That’s a hella line.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1508923482087821319?s=20&t=nPy6mCbMWsmIKQCyChjrpg

A killer’s demand to speak with the president went unanswered?

What is this world coming to?

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He’s going to run for Congress, and he’s going to win. We’re going to be hearing from this shmuck for the rest of our lives.

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Him wining the presidency seems like the only logical conclusion to this simulation.

I’d agree, but he’s not even eligible until 2028. He could easily fall into obscurity by then.

until SCOTUS overturns article 1 but only for white men.

he could easily do one too many key bumps by then

It works really well.

I am told.

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I’ve never been around any non-prescribed drug harder than weed or booze (as in literally never seen in person), and I’ve seen fewer movies than most people.

Genuinely surprised there are people unfamiliar with “key bump” in this forum.

We used to call that a “steamed ham”

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Its a regional dialect.

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I was unfamiliar with “bump”, much less the different types.

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Whoever denied it supplied it.