GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

I want a Jesus who kills the moneychangers in the Temple with a laser sword.

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DeSantis doesn’t seem like he has the chops to fly at the exact correct distance from the sun here. Feels like he will get Jeb! Meme’d about 100% of the time this cycle.

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I remember the tale in John when Jesus choked a man to death with his mind.

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George, book 4.

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https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1538604035141341184

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Also celebrated in northern Mexico, Elon.

Wiki:

With its adoption in certain parts of Mexico, the holiday became an international holiday. Juneteenth is celebrated by the Mascogos, descendants of Black Seminoles who escaped from slavery in 1852 and settled in Coahuila, Mexico.[10][11]

They both seem courteous and happy to continue the conversation. Why do these assholes butt in?

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1538601965009125378?t=wgTV835CNss4aPOwwU5uQg&s=19

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“Everyone hates Ted Cruz” is right up there with “Germans love David Hasselhoff” at this point

Another one for the LetThemFight.jpg hall of fame. I’m shooting so much of this straight into my veins, I’m not going have any good ones left.

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For all the shit that establishment Democrats get, they’re political heroes by comparison to the cowardly Republicans allowing Trump supporters to throw them under the bus (Cruz personifies this, but it’s basically their entire establishment now). Only worse type of pol, is the Trump collapse confidante writing a book now about how awful he was and the danger he poses.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-georgia-voters-will-move-to-alabama-tennessee-or-florida-if-abrams-wins/ar-AAYE16G?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=W011&cvid=acf7b9adb8034fa4b1d40b36b774a7bc

gee that’d be a real shame

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definitely this, obama was a once in a lifetime type

I got Cruz as the 2nd favorite for the GOP nomination. Remember that Cruz and Hawley were the two senators voting to raise objections to the election result.

I’m going with Cruz as always the bridesmaid never the bride. Guy’s got enough smarts to hop on whatever trend conservatives want but not enough charm to come out on top of the other hustlers hop on the same trend

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lol, she’s an awful campaigner, and she thinks this is going to be hurting her own chances. there’s a real panic among some gop that they will get wiped out if they don’t rig the maps for the next decade

He deleted that tweet after he learned what green screen technology is

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I mean he’s not wrong that they are purely for ratings, I never watch cable but at my parents house and CNN is cutting promos for it with over the top “what we learned” and “what comes next” like literally anything matters

Sure he’s not wrong about it being for ratings, but the fact that he thought they actually set up in the capitol like that is hilarious. People that stupid shouldn’t be lawmakers.

Counterpoint: voters that stupid are getting their fair representation.

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Republican Senate candidate releases a campaign ad where a US Military Swat team breaks into the house of a member of his own party, ostensibly to murder them for their political beliefs.

But some freshmen at Oberlin said we should do away with gendered bathrooms, so in a way both parties have gotten too extreme.

https://twitter.com/EricGreitens/status/1538876823978713089

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