GOAT Pie Tourney

Apple is fine, but it’s one of the weakest pies left. Its overwhelming strength is a bit unfortunate.

Pumpkin pie being still in is an abomination. I get it, it’s right before Thanksgiving and people are maybe feeling some sort of nostalgia around the holidays, but it is an objectively bad type of pie.

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There’s nothing to get. I would eat it daily if that were tenable.

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yea this is heading for an elite final 4.

Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong

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This. A lot of people getting rustled over pies lol

Getting rustled is 75% of the point of these tournaments.

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The temperature is so high because the stakes are so low

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People just want to have their cake and eat it, too.

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Apple pie is boring like pepperoni pizza is boring. But they’re both fucking delicious.

Apple is low on my list of fruit pies. It benefited from it’s seedings and matchups.

For my money, fresh fruit pies>>>custard or cream pies.

Hard disagree. Pepperoni pizza’s rise to dominance is one of the times that the free market worked.

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Pie>>>>>>>>>>>>cake

Apples are all over the fucking place and virtually free. And bland. Cherries are more work to grow…and far more delicious!
Quick question: Do We need to add cinnamon to a cherry pie?

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Quick answer: How much sugar do you add to that cherry abomination you call “pie?”

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Me? Very, very little. Grow some stones! Ask Rugby; we had a recent rubharb discussion.
Apple def needs some shit thrown at it, otherwise it’s super blah.
If apple wins this I’m gonna disown all y’all!
[Pie thread heating up]

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At least we can agree the only thing worse than cherry or apple pie is peach pie!

Peach is weird cos I absolutely love peaches, but the pie version is just wonk for some reason.

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To those badmouthing apple pie let me say one thing
“you are welcome for your freedom”. If it wasn’t for the good ole USA, your favorite pie would be beet pie or maybe sauerkraut pie.

Like with cartoons it where goes mouse, cat, then dog everyone knows with pies it goes apple, cherry, then blueberry.

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For me it’s because I love a juicy but crisp peach, whereas the pie peach is always going to be soft and mushy. Takes away half the pleasure of eating a peach.

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The brits first stood up back then before the slackers - eventually - joined in. We should all enjoy our carrot & turnip pie. You’re welcome!