GOAT Pie Tourney

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And then there were 8:

  • Apple
  • Mississippi Mud
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  • Cherry
  • Banana Cream
0 voters
  • Pumpkin
  • Key Lime
0 voters
  • French silk
  • Blueberry
0 voters

Just want to note that my vote for one pie over another should not be considered a critique of the unvoted pie. I would eat both given the option.

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I, on the other hand, do not eat gluten or sugar so I wouldn’t eat either! But still have opinions left from my pie-eating days.

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I keep seeing this thread and thinking that goat pie actually sounds really good.

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maybe but I’d be worried that a pie made of michael jordan would taste gamey, and bristly, and cold

NO SAVORY PIES!

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At this stage of the contest I think that is a given, except for cherry pie, fuck that shit.

Keep my pie’s name out of your fucking mouth.

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Uh, that’s what I’m saying? LDO…

Was this the cherry pie you had?

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Is this the right time to advocate for McDonald’s apple pie?

Still better than banana cream.

Im guessing gambling addiction makes one very gamey

Can’t believe boring apple pie is still in this thing.
Lots Americans itt I guess. You know we only have apple pie cos apples just grow all over the fkn place, right? Nostalgia counts tho’.
As for dissing cherry pie…gtfo!

You think we have fucking cherry pie because they are rare and hard to grow?

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