Glenn Greenwald and Friends: Fearless Adversarial Fox News Contributors

At least Alex Jones is entertaining while he has his mental breakdowns.

Glenn is just sad. It’s like watching an aging boxer going through the motions just to pay the rent for another month. He’s not even trying at this point. He spams the “liberals are hypocrites” button in response to every piece of criticism directed at him. His behavior and responses are so predictable that any decent programmer could probably create a Twitter bot completely indistinguishable from Glenn.

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Geez. This guy must really hate Pomeranians.
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1406269075949510660
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1406264644960985099

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Defending Tucker Carlson for a living is such a pathetic existence. Tucker would shake Glenn off in a heartbeat if it personally benefitted him to do so.

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Gg admitting he is ABJ. Always be JAQing.

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https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1408974631835377668

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The startup I worked for was basically a document-release deadman’s switch. He could have been our first client!

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Idk man, fbi sop forever has been A) infiltrate left groups to divide, suborn, murder them, and
B) infiltrate right groups to lead them in helping to effect A.

No reason to think they’re acting any different now.

That said, this whole ‘the deep state made me do the treasons’ is total bullshit. It wasn’t the deep state driving this it was the fucking State. Jesus the memory hole on these guys

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We need a president who will use the FBI to do A to right-wing groups.

I heard him say that years ago when he was a bit more low key about his takes. That worked then but it doesn’t now.

He craves the interest and respect of MSM outlets while simultaneously shitting all over them in Alex Jones-esque conspiracies about liberals attacking him and the right.

Glenn is a regular Manchin. All he wants to do is branch that partisan divide. A real mensch.

https://twitter.com/jasonintrator/status/1411782570547818505

GG’s takes if this happens should be interesting.

Iirc, GG’s husband is like a Congressman in Lula’s party, and Bolsonaro has targeted both of them, so Glenn will probably continue to have normal lefty takes on Brazilian politics. Like most conservatives, he’ll get it right when it impacts him personally.

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https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1412530152328904708

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This reads like a joke but knowing Glenn it’s very real.

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1413226663974998017?s=19

Yglesias vs Greenwald, who ya got?
  • Yglesias
  • Greenwald
  • Push
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What happened SK, you used to be a big fan of Glenn.

Matt would eat Glenn.

Because he’s fat.

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https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1415395143948058624

JFC

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For some reason I’m growing to hate Taibbi even more than Greenwald.

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