Was once at a pizza restaurant whilst vegetarian. As was normal I didn’t spend much time looking at the menu as most of it wasn’t for me, and ordered without much thought from my little ghetto. I ordered some sort of 4 cheese or whatever.
So it turns up with a mound of rocket (arugula) in the middle which is annoying, but fine, I can take it off. So I do, and underneath I find there’s a big hole in the middle of the pizza. I was outraged, these fuckers have obviously burnt a pizza or something and then tried to style it out masked with rabbit food!
I call the waitress over and start complaining in an angry manner. She is massively confused, doesn’t get what I’m saying and claims she can’t see any problem. I’m telling her that I haven’t eaten any yet, that the hole was there when it arrived, and getting more and more pissed off.
Then my friend pipes up and asks if I ordered this one, and is pointing to the vegetarian section of the menu. I say yes, of course. He shares a look with the waitress. I have actually ordered from some sort of health food section, the rocket and the hole are in fact the major selling points of the pizza. As a British person I then have no choice but to leave the restaurant and never eat again.
I voted pizza.