For each match-up you have to pick the one food you like to keep eating. The one you don’t pick you are not allowed/unable to eat for the rest of your life. Choose wisely!
Each match-up happens in a vacuum. Past or future match-ups have no influence.
No angle-shooting.
Yeah this is a brutal matchup. I voted pizza because it’s probably my favorite food buuuut I do wonder if chocolate would be theoretically harder to never eat again.
IMO chocolate cake and chocolate chip cookies are out, chocolate ice cream is probably out, chocolate syrup on waffles or ice cream I’d tend to rule out, too, though this is becoming borderline.
I really like corn on pizza. It adds a bit of sweetness. I recommend ham & corn, pepperoni & corn and tuna & onions & corn. As to lettuce, my gf swears by Rucola which is just fancy lettuce.
Was once at a pizza restaurant whilst vegetarian. As was normal I didn’t spend much time looking at the menu as most of it wasn’t for me, and ordered without much thought from my little ghetto. I ordered some sort of 4 cheese or whatever.
So it turns up with a mound of rocket (arugula) in the middle which is annoying, but fine, I can take it off. So I do, and underneath I find there’s a big hole in the middle of the pizza. I was outraged, these fuckers have obviously burnt a pizza or something and then tried to style it out masked with rabbit food!
I call the waitress over and start complaining in an angry manner. She is massively confused, doesn’t get what I’m saying and claims she can’t see any problem. I’m telling her that I haven’t eaten any yet, that the hole was there when it arrived, and getting more and more pissed off.
Then my friend pipes up and asks if I ordered this one, and is pointing to the vegetarian section of the menu. I say yes, of course. He shares a look with the waitress. I have actually ordered from some sort of health food section, the rocket and the hole are in fact the major selling points of the pizza. As a British person I then have no choice but to leave the restaurant and never eat again.