There is no “almost” in that rule. That’s the whole point.
However, I think I am going to interpret his rule as only pertaining to American restaurants. The factor that drags it down is Americans’ expectations of service at a restaurant. If Canadians have different thoughts about that, then they wouldn’t provide the lower reviews needed to bring it down to 3.5.
Nothing specific up there, sorry. This is our friend’s absolute favorite place: https://www.tacoschiwas.com/. Never been myself though. Barrio Queen was very good last time I was there and they have quesabirria but that was years ago: https://www.barrioqueen.com/menu/. I remember specifically liking their guacamole and their French press coffee.
I hate chipotle too, every decent restaurant around me gets replaced by one.
I will say though their burritos and burrito bowls just hit nice, and I like their chips/guac. The “build your own” aspect is what I imagine makes it so popular, not the food.
If you’re trying to eat kinda healthy on the road, Chipotle is a pretty convenient option. Burrito bowls are consistent and tasty, and even though it’s not as good as more authentic Mexican food, sometimes that’s not what I’m after. Also I find smaller local Mexican restaurants to be pretty hit or miss.
I won’t eat Taco Bell though. Maybe maybe if it’s 3am and I’m high.
I go to chipotle several times a year. One of things that sticks out in my mind is that there hasn’t been any tipping opportunity. If you give them a CC, there is no tip line to fill out (in fact, they don’t even have you sign anything). Also, no tip jar on the counter. Maybe I’ve just had a odd sample of Chipotles.
The biggest gripe for me about Chipotle (besides that I don’t really care for the taste) is that they give you barely any meat. I can get a chicken and broccoli with white rice from the Chinese takeout for around the same price that is good for two meals and has a ton of meat. I am mean wtf is this:
LOL, this guy has a twitter dedicated to Chipotle cheating him. We need a class action lawsuit.
I like Chipotle but this is the issue. A burrito for $10 feels like solid value. The same burrito for $15 and it’s like ehh I can get 3x the food at Taco Bell for that price.
I always go double meat at Chipotle. Even bigger ripoff, but not too many places as easily accessible where you can construct a meal with solid macros.