How many people have you killed?
That’s classified
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So there’s a chance she’s telling the truth?
Either I did or did not so 50-50 like any poker hand
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We’re #1 baby. We did it guys.
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I would love to be in the courtroom if you said that to the Judge, just for reaction.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1187098428737753091
Zuckerberg looks like he’s been photoshopped into real life.
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His hair alone is enough reason to question every decision Zuck has ever made.
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He def looks like he has an ancestral room where the walls are adorned w/ wax death masks.
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Makes Nate Silvers look like Fabio
Nate is fighting baldness using the only tool at his disposal, math. Zuck chose to look like the fifth child of a 15th century baron
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Imagine having 70 billion dollars and not only continuing to work but choosing to actively facilitate fascism.
Guys, if you have a billion dollars and you continue to work, you’re a sociopath. Full stop.
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Mountains of research shows people gain a huge part of their life satisfaction and self worth from working.
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If you get satisfaction from doing whatever the hell Zuckerberg does in his day to day life, you’re also a sociopath.
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You can do meaningful work without seeking to amass even more billions.
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I know, all rich people are evil. 
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I mean. If you have a billion+ dollars and don’t spend every day meeting with experts to figure out how you can give it away to make the world a better place then you’re evil, yeah. Like. Zuck can remove IMMENSE suffering from people every single day with literally zero impact on his life and every day he makes the decision that he’d rather see his place on the Forbes list continue to go up.
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The New Yorker article about how all these guys are doomsday preppers told us some of what they’re up to but failed, probably purposefully, to disclose their motivations. They’re not buying land in New Zealand and hiring private security because they’re afraid of a doomsday scenario. They’re doing it because it’s what they’re actively working toward.
Zuck could have a trillion dollars and he’d still be an aspy weirdo who no one not working at Facebook will ever really fear. Put him as the guy with all the guns in a post apocalyptic society and he can be the tyrannical despot he longs to be.
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Until his private military kills him.
Shocking that he’d have a blind spot to human nature.
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Zuck is an amazing story. He stole some software that was no big deal at the time and proceeded to bloat it into sucking more and more and more and became at one point the second richest person in the world (behind Putin).
Amazon is evil as hell, but they legit got you a bunch of crap cheaper than anyone else.
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