Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Slow your roll. Getting this trial to any completion will be a minor miracle.

That’s basically all The Apprentice was. Trump would make a nonsensical decision to fire someone, probably b/c they didn’t kiss his arse enough that week, then the editors would have to reverse engineer a reason for why that person was fired. There was almost no logic behind any of it. It was still decent entertainment though b/c Trump is such a caricature.

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Like blowjob skills?

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Yeah and with the celebrity versions of these shows, I’m pretty damn sure everybody’s charity gets a nice cut and the difference with the winner isn’t very dramatic in the end. So it’s all just theatre anyway.

https://x.com/JoyceWhiteVance/status/1781418255208300879

You heard it here first, folks.

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GL witness #1.

https://x.com/eorden/status/1781428555898827127

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I understand why it seems necessary to withhold this information, but man if you described a random trial and told me the defendant wasn’t even told who would be a witness against him, I would view that as a huge problem.

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I think they have a witness list. They just don’t know who the first up will be.

https://x.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1781419603597439009

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might depend on whether the black side or the white side of the penguin is facing the camera when the image starts to circulate on TRUTH.

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This is a good time for one of your polls. It’s most likely going to be Stormy Daniels or someone who was responsible for turning the idea into money to laundering (this might be Cohen). I doubt Cohen goes first since he’s likely the star witness.

The prosecution really should just get to it and not waste time on a bunch of tech stuff like bringing someone into read political contribution laws. That should be kind of the last prosecution witness type to just hammer home that what Trump did was a crime.

I wish a juror said they played that game.

Anyone can make a poll. You should do it since you’re already thinking about it. They’re going to tell them who the first witness will be. Maybe it will be somebody boring so they can follow with someone they don’t expect. Or not. I really have no idea what a good strategy would be.

I’d have to see a witness list to do that and I don’t know enough about the case to make a decent poll. But you make an excellent point that if you’re worried about the name leaking, put someone up who means nothing to the case and who wouldn’t be harmed by their name being leaked. Like maybe the police officer who started the case or something would be something like that.

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Will the first witness be someone that most of UP has heard of?
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In which we Trump haters admit that we were glued to the TV set, watching every season of Celebrity Apprentice.

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One down…

Seems like the Republican Party infrastructure is worn out spinning every trump action. They are letting a lot of stuff just sit there, seemingly.

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It doesn’t meet the “requirements of trustworthiness and competence,”

This could be said about anything related to trump.

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