Democratic Primary Debates

[SensiblePerson]

Steyer explicitly saying more money needs to go to black/brown people, this guy is a BLM activist in whiteface or something.

[nonfiction]

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1217285764683354115?s=19

[Trolly]

I’m just a guy from a simple Midwestern dog-kicking town.

[Riverman]

I’m about 30 mins behind but OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS MODERATION AND THESE QUESTIONS WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK

[ViridianDreams]

@JohnnyTruant

@skydiver8

I care about foreign policy. So do people affected by sending more troops to the Middle East. Not to mention it’s one of the few things a presidents actually have a real control over.

I do too, there will be zero insight gained from these breathless, basic ass questions.

The debates are stupid. No one should be watching them.

[pvn]

klob was brilliant… “free college is not thinking big enough, what if, and hear me out here, what if we sent all the poor kids to the salt mines?”

[kre8tive]

Ronald Reagan’s son doing an atheist commercial during commercials is Grade A trolling

[hokie]

@ViridianDreams

The debates are stupid. No one should be watching them.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

[beetlejuice]

i just want a presidential debate where bernie explains that mexico will pay for green new deal and medicare for all

[SensiblePerson]

I’m only watching because of this forum. Drinking beer and shitposting about politics is not a bad way to spend a Tuesday night.

[jmakin]

Yea that was unreal

[Huehuecoyotl]

There’s a CNN tour?

[LikeClockwork]

I’m still 12 min behind but I’m posting live bc who cares

[Trolly]

@pvn

klob was brilliant… “free college is not thinking big enough, what if, and hear me out here, what if we sent all the poor kids to the salt mines?”

Not a terrible euphemism for postgraduate school, tbh.

[Riverman]

The good news, I suppose, is that basically zero persuadable voters are still watching. The “Bernie Sanders Fails To Explain How He Will Pay For The Communism” headlines will hurt him, though.

[WichitaDM]

Joe the healer. Can’t wait.

[zikzak]

The fucking drama bombs of these CNN spots tilt me to no end. Fucking EVERYTHING has a bombastic score and breathless voice over, no matter how trivial.

TONIGHT on CNN. The WEATHER. Will it rain? WE HAVE THE NEWS YOU NEED.

[beetlejuice]

i’m a lot drunker than i really ought to be at 10:30pm on a tuesday

[anon29622970]

Well at least Klobs remembered someone’s name

[Riverman]

I legitimately thought I was prepared for and emotionally immune to CNN moderation. Alas. Disgraceful isn’t even in the ballpark; I am at a complete loss for appropriate adjectives. If you watch this shit and don’t think this whole damn thing is rigged against Bernie, you’re a god damn fucking moron.