Democratic Primary Debates

“I’m for it, but here’s the deal, actually I’m not really for it, at all. Obama.”

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500 mile per day commute? is that real? was he flying planes or something?

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I switched over to the local klan rally for a bit…apparently this debate has not gotten any better?

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“My time is up” - Biden finally comes to realize what we already knew

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Anyone else think this moderator looks like Monica Lewinsky?

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Does he start every answer with “It’s simple”

biden trying to win the predictit bet lol

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He couldn’t afford childcare but he still had access to a private plane.

He wasn’t a savage.

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I miss Tulsi for the lols more than I expected, Yang less than I expected, at me.

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“i’m gonna need you to go ahead and pay that tuition” is a pretty great line

(for bernie/liz)

The moderators tonight

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Pete going to lovingly paste dollar bills onto the nose cones of bombs before they get dropped on brown people.

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You make them pay with higher taxes Pete you simpleton.

God damn f*ck off Klobachar

Shout out to Joe the Plumber!

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I mean damn at least she spreads the cold-hearted condescension around pretty equally. Who hired this moderator??

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This is what all political debates are

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lol that whole speech for free associate degrees and cheaper bachelors via Pell Grants

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What would really spice this up would be a round of optional bong rips.

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