Haha my partner and I high five each other all the time. “delicious meal” (if they cooked), “congrats on [whatever stupid thing, like not forgetting the keys]”, “great sex”, it’s just so flexible and fun
I can add an exception to watching major sporting events as well.
Ha, to throw a bigger wrench into this, I rarely use it in a sports context unless I’m at an actual game and we’re too far away to hug. Is this weird?
Put me on team green. I get not everyone is comfortable with it and I know how to respect boundaries, but I’m good with handshakes, high fives, and hugs.
I think when the grandparents watch the kids for the weekend is a high-five moment 
Wasn’t there a mini moral panic several years back about teens wearing colored wrist bands to signal what kind of sexual favors they were down with?
Don’t bother worrying.
If it wasn’t plastic wrist bands, or taking the knee, or toilet signs, or some other thing that the whining-baby right wing splurge machine could find to gripe and moan about.,… well, ya know…. They will ALWAYS find something to fake-and-make-controversy about.
The right wing media will ALWAYS have something to whine about.
So don’t sweat it. They will always be pulling the whining baby snowflake routine from the sidelines when their team is not in control.
So don’t worry about it and definitely don’t pander to their whining,
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….Oh, ffs Joe!…
That’s funny but it appears to making fun of a tweet from an account that is itself already satire. For example:
https://twitter.com/RepJackKimble/status/1417885040965521411
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Effing WSJ
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As Shannon continued to say things about Bill Gates and growing third eyes we could not help but wonder how we had gotten here. Why were we profiling this idiot as opposed to say, a team of scientists who could explain how mRNA vaccines work? Were the hundreds of thousands of views (generating nearly 3 dollars in advertising revenue) really worth it? But then our editor yelled at us to pay attention so we snapped back and Shannon was still talking. Of course she was.
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It’s not really satire if it’s true, is it? Other than the use of some bad words, it reads like every other news article the media is putting out.
In fact, I’m pretty sure we can just add some bad words to the current coverage and come up with the same thing.