COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

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https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1422664940595335168

Sounds like they had to keep him
 separated.

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https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1418631611923320832

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Like the latest fashion
It’s a spreading disease
Drummers coughing on the way to the tour bus
Being reckless spreading COVID-19

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I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert

Now I know I’m being used
That’s okay man 'cause I like the abuse
Now I know she’s playing with me
That’s okay 'cause I’ve got covid-nineteen


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Don’t give it to me baby uh huh uh huh
Don’t give it to me baby uh huh uh huh
Don’t give it to me baby uh huh uh huh

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I won’t vax
I am lax
With the fa-a-a-acts
Na-na now I need a new job

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They say the road is a dangerous place
If you have a cough, I’ll give you your space
If you won’t wear your mask, won’t get your vaxx
Then your next gig is your last

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When we were young, the future was so bright
The old neighborhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now the neighborhood’s infect-ed
The kids have Covid and their granny‘s dead.
How can one little virus swallow so many lives?

Chances thrown
Vaccine‘s free
Longing for used to be
Still it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams

Jamie had a chance, well she really did
Instead she wore no mask - got infected.
Mark still is in a hospital‘s ICU
Remains an anti-vaxxer through and through.

Jay says Covid‘s fake
Brandon died for that hot take.
What the hell is going on?
The cruelest dream, reality

Chances thrown
Vaccine’s free
Longing for used to be
Still it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams

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Drummer said his doctor advised against getting the shot because of his Guillain-Barré syndrome.

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Which he doesn’t fucking have and makes zero sense to claim that he does. He seems to be claiming that he gets gbs every time he gets a vaccine. That’s ludicrous.

I thought it might be something like that. He’s not doing the normal Argle Bargle muh freedoms. He’s more of a droopy dog “I have a syndrome “.

Suspiciously sounds like the groom took some drug, then pissed on the hay, then my horse ate it and tested positive.

Yeah GBS, that’s what I have, that’s the ticket.

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Ya when I first heard he got dropped for not getting the vax I read that he had a medical condition and felt it was a little harsh to be fired for that. But then I read his twitter post and it was just a bunch of anti-vax nonsense talking points. Fuck that guy.

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https://twitter.com/ABastronomy/status/1424218316348956673?s=19

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https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1425100614464413709?s=20

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