This is a containment thread is for coronavirus memes and jokes and stock market updates and keeeeeeed derails. Srs business and updates in the other thread.
Posting memes here is futile. It canât be contained.
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Good article butâŚ
FFS adopt the metric system. You shouldnât have to explain your units.
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If you separate good and evil Kirks neither works out. (Finance extraction was good though)
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translating to Cups is hardly that helpful
how many olympic size swimming pools or elephants is that?
Where is the unsubscribe button
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Bitcoin is down 40% in one day.
3 fluid ounces, or about 1/4 can of bud light.
If I know the writers at all then itâs about time for Russia to annex another territory.
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Gold lost something like $73 today too. I was expecting the opposite.
Edit: looks like it was down $10 or so. Fox newsâŚ
A Note to all those who are âHome Aloneâ
Think of the unpaid MODS 
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He probably didnât get a response in H&F because they didnât want to go out like the old politics forum.
Has anyone âok boomeredâ MM yet?
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I keep thinking about how back in the days of great plagues and whatnot when people were on lockdown they would huddle together in inns and tell each other naughty tales and that became the source of timeless works of ribald literature like The Decameron or The Canterbury Tales. Nowadays weâre just going to sit on the couch and play Call of Duty and watch camgirls for two weeks. Itâs still pretty ribald, though.
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Is everyone in agreement the the dentist is off limits for the foreseeable future? Asking for a friend.
Iâm in agreement.
How hot is she?
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Have an unhealthy crush on the hygienist tbh.
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Are we making your life tough? Hang in there, bud. Youâre doing godâs work.
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[shifts toothpick in mouth]
well I reckon with no more ân a few hogswallows of rubbinâ 'chol a fella could knock out that ther 'rona faster than my pappy after he gets in to the moonshine jug
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