COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

https://twitter.com/heydrwilson/status/1402728581625696257?s=21

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She thought she was the next Uri Geller but couldn’t keep it up for a single show

That’s a real piece of shit.

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My mum interviewed Uri Geller once. He did his spoon bending shtick but she came away highly dubious, I’m proud to report.

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Trump/vaccinated correlation also applies within states.
https://twitter.com/charles_gaba/status/1404250363683905536?s=19

I remember the stereotype of antivax liberals, which struck me as dubious.

There’s a county called Yolo!

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I love how deplorables demand that all glory and honor be given to Dear Leader Big Daddy TRUMP, who personally invented the idea of vaccines, and then they’re all like “yeah that shit got 5G magnet diodes and doodads in it, why isn’t the MEDIA talking about HYDROXYCHOLOQUINE??? CHESSMATE LIBTARDS”

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I want to make jokes, but don’t think I can top the actual headline…

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1409545360759009282?s=19

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what the fuck, this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen, fucking extroverts fuck off

https://twitter.com/mattcjones/status/1412691672597680130

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I don’t think I’d ever wear the green at work pre-covid let alone now.

If you’re over 18 and not an athlete, you shouldn’t be high-fiving another adult.

Needs a black one for “If these ribbons aren’t gone by tomorrow I’m going to shoot up the whole place.”

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Needs another color for “ORGY TIME!”

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@MikeLikesOrgies

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Red is Don’t fucking touch me

Yellow is Don’t fucking touch me unless I think you’re hot. Then grope away

Green is

The King playing Chess https://coub.com/view/evbob

I think for that you put your green lanyard in the glass bowl in the reception area.

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Saturday Los Angeles Costco report: place was mobbed at opening, only a few unmasked. Definitely fewer than in the past couple of weeks.

Sounds totally not hellish.