The last four months alone could probably fill out a whole new version of We Didn’t Start the Fire.
2020, Auld Lang Syne, Soleimani droned and died,
Iran let some missiles fly, fighter jets in the sky.
Burnt koalas, Senate trial, we were all sweet summer childs,
Donald Trump showman speech, Rush Limbaugh in the seats,
Kobe helicopter crash, Brexit happens at long last,
Iowa Dems cannot count, Bernie’s chances start to mount,
Impeachment acquittal day, Sondland, Vindman blown away,
Donald Trump is here to stay, what else do I have to say?
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
No we didn’t light it,
But we tried to fight it.
Novel virus worlds away, Wuhan lock down looks scary,
15 to zero its okay, Trump says this will go away,
Biden is the nominee, national emergency.
virus tears through Lombardy, pandemic officially,
Market crash, panic strikes, CEO parade, gaslight,
Sign the Dow, take a bow, this is all a hoax, right?
Money printer go brrr now, airlines need a bailout,
press briefings that rot your brain, Trump is going so insane!
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
No we didn’t light it,
But we tried to fight it.
Nobody has PPE, blame Obama and 43,
Netflix watch Tiger King, Carole Baskin killed her husband,
New Yorkers are suffering, try hydroxychloroquine,
drink some bleach, eat a light, open up cause it’s our right.
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
No we didn’t light it,
But we tried to fight it.
Slow the a spread in 15 days, how bout 30? Just kidding.
Boris caught it, he survived, Russian docs fall from the skies,
Kim Jong Un about to die, Trump says he cannot tell a lie,
surely we’re all going to die, except Kim cause he’s alive,
Oil price goes negative, Pentagon saw aliens,
murder hornets are a thing, but Karen wants to go shopping.
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
But when we are gone,
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on…