My mother posted similar shit like this all the time as though it was actually going to happen or that they didn’t already have millions to live off of.
The olds just love that one. Stop paying Congress! Share if you agree! Like their salary is more than a tiny fraction of the sweet grift money they make. But let’s give them even more incentive to be corrupt. Genius.
And of course Trump just donated his $400k salary, again! But CNN won’t even report on it. Let’s share this!
If we’re ever going to get this democratic republic functioning again, we’re going to have to start teaching kids in school what words actually mean.
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The last four months alone could probably fill out a whole new version of We Didn’t Start the Fire.
2020, Auld Lang Syne, Soleimani droned and died,
Iran let some missiles fly, fighter jets in the sky.
Burnt koalas, Senate trial, we were all sweet summer childs,
Donald Trump showman speech, Rush Limbaugh in the seats,
Kobe helicopter crash, Brexit happens at long last,
Iowa Dems cannot count, Bernie’s chances start to mount,
Impeachment acquittal day, Sondland, Vindman blown away,
Donald Trump is here to stay, what else do I have to say?
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
No we didn’t light it,
But we tried to fight it.
Novel virus worlds away, Wuhan lock down looks scary,
15 to zero its okay, Trump says this will go away,
Biden is the nominee, national emergency.
virus tears through Lombardy, pandemic officially,
Market crash, panic strikes, CEO parade, gaslight,
Sign the Dow, take a bow, this is all a hoax, right?
Money printer go brrr now, airlines need a bailout,
press briefings that rot your brain, Trump is going so insane!
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
No we didn’t light it,
But we tried to fight it.
Nobody has PPE, blame Obama and 43,
Netflix watch Tiger King, Carole Baskin killed her husband,
New Yorkers are suffering, try hydroxychloroquine,
drink some bleach, eat a light, open up cause it’s our right.
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
No we didn’t light it,
But we tried to fight it.
Slow the a spread in 15 days, how bout 30? Just kidding.
Boris caught it, he survived, Russian docs fall from the skies,
Kim Jong Un about to die, Trump says he cannot tell a lie,
surely we’re all going to die, except Kim cause he’s alive,
Oil price goes negative, Pentagon saw aliens,
murder hornets are a thing, but Karen wants to go shopping.
We didn’t start the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the fire,
But when we are gone,
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on…
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Meter needs work
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Needs a little work, but great start.
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This is good but it needs at least one or two of the fish still in the tank while the others shoot bullet holes in the glass
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+1,000,000. Now you must get to this to Sir Billy if Joel or at least a good impersonator. Maybe Joe Conklin here in Philly?
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A+
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Update:
Nobody has PPE, blame Obama and 43,
stay home and watch Tiger King, Carole Baskin killed her husband,
New Yorkers are suffering, try hydroxychloroquine,
drink some bleach, eat a light, open up cause it’s our right.
Haha, no, maybe I should put it on my YouTube. I can’t sing for shit, but you can kind of speak this song I guess.
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count the sylables in each line of Joel’s song and then count the sylables in yours. The bolded is by far your strongest line and the one that adheres the best to Joel’s structure. Also count verbs in his song and yours.
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