COVID-19: Chapter 6 - ThanksGRAVING

Meawhile, in the North,

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Makes sense

People are testing positive 5 days after the Saturday event.

Someone there spread it to them potentially.

Yeah Ontario is sadly on a bad trajectory. Numerous factors all pulling in one direction:

Schools opening
Broad pandemic fatigue, lots of people are going out to eat while they can anticipating another shut down
Government hesitation - we are not putting in the control measures we had in April, even though things are just as bad
Propaganda - tons of people have been inundated with Facebook lies and are acting accordingly

October is going to be bad.

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Are they shutting anything down there yet? I’ve been following Quebec a lot more closely and they just went code red in most of the populated areas with significant new restrictions.

15.3% tests came back positive in the Czech Republic yesterday.

Today might be another record-breaking day.

It’s very possible that schools shut for way longer than the two weeks currently planned. I really think the only way to turn back the clock is to go full lockdown again.

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New restrictions just announced for Ontario.

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1312079376012447746

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Masseuses appear to be working at this poker tournament.

https://twitter.com/MidwayPoker/status/1312120225559576576

AKA The Dicknose Invitational

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Not for a $100M overlay.

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Who the fuck decided that opening schools was a good idea? How fucking stupid are we as a species.

Jesus fucking christ

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Michigan Supreme Court just cancelled the Governors mask orders etc. Wisconsin all over again.

You’re right, I misremembered it.

Just watch it, trust me.

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I just got an email from Quest Diagnostics saying that they are now offering at home testing kits.

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If you suspect you have COVID-19, testing no longer requires visiting the doctor’s office. In just a few steps, you can now purchase your own test and collect your own sample—in the comfort of your own home.

Mail it back and get results in 24-48 hours. Seems like a beneficial new option.

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1312182793896566785

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I was hoping NZ needed paramedics. They do not. :sob:

Thinking about this quote today

[Coronavirus] affects virtually nobody. It’s an amazing thing.”

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Wtf is with that survey. What did the other roughly 64% say? Always??? What am I missing?

If that’s the case then it’s 75% compliance

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July 31:

Washington: US President Donald Trump has criticised Australia for its resurgence of coronavirus cases, using it as an example of a country that is now having “tremendous problems” dealing with the global pandemic.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tomgara/status/1312252928565161984

Life comes at you fast, bitch

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75% had southern accents so thick that they didn’t even know what their response was.

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