COVID-19: Chapter 6 - ThanksGRAVING

Making a turkey on the gas grill. Going to get some wood chips smoking to add that flavor without the smoker.
Just us, the dogs, and me screaming at the TV (lol Lions fan). Usually fly someone out here but not this year.

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https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1327418359848300545

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1327418361001676800

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My wife and I spend every Thanksgiving alone with us and the dog just eating and drinking all day. It’s honestly my favorite holiday. No change this year except I got a beefy prime rib to cook. Christmas is going to be tough. Her mother might hate us for not coming and I know my wife is going to be super emotional about it.

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Lol at this “70k” more by inauguration. That’s just over 1,000 per day. Let’s try 150k as an opening bid.

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Just had an interesting one. 72, confirmed poz, no traditional symptoms but very confused. Almost mimicking hypoglycemia. This virus is wild

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I’ve missed Thanksgiving with the parents like only 3-4 times in my life. Gonna be bummed out but maybe I’ll make something fun like a chili.

In lighter news, we came pretty close to sending COVID into low Earth orbit:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1327255723735195650?s=20

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I don’t know about you guys but if any of the derps I know get pozzed and have some bad outcomes I will absolutely be dunking on them, endlessly.

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Flying back to the states for Christmas is looking more and more risky by the day.

Still doing it because I ain’t spending Christmas alone in a flat while everybody else is with their family. Got plenty of N95 masks to spare.

Man, if Star City got pozzed, it’s hard to see how any lockdown can be 100% secure.

An Assistant Football Coach at a college in Iowa died this week from Covid, less than 2 weeks after testing positive. That team is playing a home game tomorrow. This one really hit me for some reason. Just wtf are we even doing here?

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It was 70 degrees in Michigan for like 10 days in November and we still spiked.

Pointing out that conservatives are inconsistent with their stated arguments or principles is practically a self-own these days.

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If you’re looking for silver linings in the apocalyptic numbers, maybe the wheels will fall off so fast and so hard that it actually deters people from their Thanksgiving plans.

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Oof. Joe Biden with a comma splice. What a fucking IDIOT!

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The game is called Whose Plague is it Anyways where the case numbers are made up and the deaths don’t matter.

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Yup. More like 5% per day growth. My horrifying extrapolation was at 3%.

2.3 fold by end of November at 5%. Only 1.65 fold if 3%.

Low end is 300k per day by Dec 1. 400k possible.

And those translate to 6,000 or 8,000 deaths for Xmas day.

Good lord. It took the U.S. about 2.5 months to hit 1 million confirmed cases (starting Feb. 15). We’ve had a million in the past week.

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here’s elon contributing with a 50% positivity rate on his tests.

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1327125840040169472

183K cases. Jesus.

Full disclosure: I say this as someone who doesn’t think of Christmas as a big deal.

But is it really worth it?

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