COVID-19: Chapter 5 - BACK TO SCHOOL

WE WANT BIG TEN FOOTBALL NOW

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“You could have a very high-level athlete who’s got a very superior VO2 max and cardiac output who gets infected with COVID and can drop his or her VO2 max and cardiac output just by 10 percent, and that could make them go from elite status to average status,” Sebastianelli said.

UP ahead of the curve again

Also he said it was 30-35% whether symptomatic or not

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He is from a religious family in SW Michigan which has a strong Calvin/predetermination heritage. I don’t know about his specific church but it is a pretty common attitude over that way.

A bunch of politicians start getting covid and all of a sudden they find out that they have 70 million masks on hand to give out to everybodoy. So typical of selfish people.

For the third day in a row, Prague has another record-breaking day for new covid cases. However, it seems unlikely that the record for the entire country will be broken.

Pretty sure his dad is a preacher/pastor/pope (whatever it’s called in his religion)

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Robert Pattinson tests positive for Covid. [Cue the antimaskers making jokes about the cowl]

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Three days in and the star gets it. Amazing.

I can tell you from experience that Warner Bros. is attempting to be ‘ambitious’ during this pandemic.

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I prefer Batmen who don’t get COVID.

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Given that COVID originally came from a Wuhan bat*, is it really surprising that the Batman is a lock to catch it?

(*yeah I know it’s speculative but my joke doesn’t work with PangolinMan so stfu)

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It’s probably too soon for a joke like what I’m about to make, but I think he was going to knock the role out of the park. Now we have to worry about whether he’ll have the long term effect of not being able to chase after any bad guys or have any long lasting fights with them.

Bats are supposed to be passive carriers.

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batcycle

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Pangolin Man
Pangolin Man
Does whatever a Pangolin can

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CORRECTION:

I was able to confirm that the AZ standards are weekly numbers, so the daily equivalents are:

<1.4    Minimal
1.4-14  Moderate
>14     Substantial

So comparing them again to CA, the AZ benchmarks are quite a bit looser, but not insanely so.

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Pangolin Man
Pangolin Man
Pangolin Man hates Person Man
They have a fight, Pangolin wins
Pangolin Man

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Want to feel old? John Linnell is 61.

pretty much all the icons of my heady younger days are late 50s-mid 60s now. ugh.

Ralph Macchio is 7 years older now than Mr Miyagi was in the first Karate Kid movie.

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BAN

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Holy fuck! David Greaber died of covid.

RIP

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