COVID-19: Chapter 5 - BACK TO SCHOOL

wow huge if true! tell them to email tips@nytimes.com or like get one of those burner phones and create a twitter account and try to DM a wapo reporter or somethin cause this story is gonna be massive.

right just ask your neighbor to prove it to you without using some bullshit anecdote and hopefully they come to their senses, if its a real friend you feel comfortable with you can tell them you’re concerned that they’re getting swept up in conspiracies and ask them if they didn’t just want to believe something was true and why that would be.

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history books one day will look back at this moment as the start of the second civil war

Eww, who the fuck thinks that this is a good idea?

I mean, I know the Florida numbers differentiate between new people who tested positive and people who are repeat-testing. I assumed all the states did that if even lolflorida is doing it.

I had a moment like that with one of those tower fans. It was blowing straight on me. I could see a bunch of gunk in it so decided to stick a butter knife in there and rattle it around a bit. Immediately a cloud of gooey globs of sticky black crap came out and covered me.

I cleaned it all up then later felt itchy everywhere. I looked it up and apparently spores can grow in those things. I’ll never buy another tower fan.

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I’ll mow over damn near anything in my way because I’m lazy and I hate yard work.

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When I was a teenager I was mowing tall grass and felt a thud. When I looked back I saw the bottom half cross section of a frog.

I felt bad but it was pretty cool looking.

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https://www.scdhec.gov/infectious-diseases/viruses/coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19/sc-testing-data-projections-covid-19

Debunked
Positive test numbers listed as substantially higher than confirmed cases

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To be fair, that is the conservative mindset. It’s immoral to care about it until it affects you or an extension of you.

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Cool. Glad to hear it.

I’m looking over
My dead dog Rover

One leg is missing
The other is gone
One leg is lying
All over the lawn

I’m looking over
My dead dog Rover
That I ran over
With the mower

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If we get a real wet spring out here, there will be tons of frogs in my back yard when I mow. From a couple of the real “froggy” years, I’ve discovered two things:

  1. Frogs often make very bad decisions with regard to which way they hop to avoid a lawn mower.
  2. Mowing a frog sort of turns it inside out.

I do not enjoy it, and I try to dodge them, but see #1.

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We have thousands of frogs in our yard. I setup a slip and slide for the kids on the last day of “school” and oiled it up and frogs kept jumping into the oily water.

I should audio record from my back porch at night; it’s a chorus of a million frogs, peepers, crickets, etc.

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You needed to harvest that stuff for your artisanal food business.

(Cliffs: Sqirl has been selling moldy jam, probably due to leaving open buckets of the stuff in the walk in beneath a spore filled fan)

Cockroach

Yeah. You didn’t say what I didn’t want to not say.

I just used it on RBG.

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I would have snap bet that you burned on a Chiefs game at some point.

You get one a year right?