COVID-19: Chapter 5 - BACK TO SCHOOL

Why is this guy still around? Shouldn’t he have painfully left us by now?

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That doesn’t have anything to do with my post or the one I was replying to.

But, if I do retire/travel/work in other countries at some point, I fully intend to wantonly break the law.

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This has got a bit of everything

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https://twitter.com/georebekah/status/1283163693543559168?s=21

https://twitter.com/DeesyMaria/status/1280285934420987904

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Are there any sane people left?

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Best Buy is going to require customers to wear masks now. Gonna start doing my grocery shopping at Best Buy.

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Yeah we’ve received about $1500 less in change from the bank the last two weeks. Thankfully my bookkeeper keeps an obscene amount of coin so we’re ok for another couple weeks but we’ve started refusing people wanting to buy rolled coin.

I was going to ask why Trump thinks anyone believes him about “more testing is the reason for more cases” shit and then this is posted. WAAF.

the ashtray in my car has $30 worth of change in it. I’d let it go for $40.

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Random factoid.

It’s something archaeologists worry about a bunch as it can live for a long time in the soil. Anthrax too.

I remember watching a Dateline type show years ago about this. Some lady in Colorado got it, recovered, and they interviewed her. She was mowing her lawn and thought no harm could come if she just went ahead and mowed over the dead squirrel she was approaching. I always use extreme care when disposing of dead stuff since then.

I mean the harm of mowing a dead squirrel is that you have a mowed squirrel on your lawn

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She described running it over and approximated the sound it made. It was appalling.

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So this is insanely stupid but I need help with a debunk.

My neighbor told me today that his best friend was reassigned as a contact tracer in SC after coming back from maternity since her job was reassessed due to Covid hospital changes.

She told him in SC we have no system for differentiating between a duplicate Covid test and a first time positive—ie if someone gets it and gets 3 positive tests before it turns negative they are counted as 3 people getting it here.

This seems highly unlikely but it’s not directly addressed anywhere that I can find other than viral posts online for other states that the officials came out on the record and refuted.

Honestly that seems entirely possible, I’d even guess it’s correct. The coordination required to prevent this just isn’t there.

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This seems huge though. That would mean official case numbers and positive percent are entirely worthless because it includes a bunch of people that just tested positive 2-3 times before testing negative. This would defeat the entire purpose of compiling and publishing data

My boss’s boss’s boss has a message from her boss’s boss that she’d like to pass along.

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Remember, these assholes just dont die

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