Louisiana just released an enormous backlog. The number today here is super inflated.
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Georgia, a state of maximum preparedness.
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The amusing part about the dentist trip today is that itâs in the same building as a bank. The kids and I pretended we were going to rob the place as we got our masks setup in the car. My son, especially, looked like some wild west train robber because his mask was still in a nice, pointy shape. I told my daughter to take care of the guard while my son covered the back exit.
(yes, we shutup as we got close to the bank)
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Seminole Hard Rock Casino reopens tonight in Tampa. All staff and guests required to wear masks. Stepped up cleaning procedures and 50% capacity maxâŚblah blah blah. Players at table games including poker will be separated by plexiglass barriers and everyone gets a temperature check before entering casino. And theyâve got a new slogan. âGood. Clean. Fun.â
Doctor should have told the guy that heâll make an exception in his case and put SFI on the death certificate instead of COVID. When the guy asks what SFI stands for doctor says âStupid Fucking Idiotâ.
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The reopening wave seems to be becoming apparent in several places.
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Who had Montgomery, AL as the first city to have their hospitals tip over? Brilliant late round sleeper pick in retrospect.
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Singing in church. What could go wrong? Iâm having a really hard time drumming up sympathy for these idiots.
Itâs just so stupid. How can they look at their no-dobut aging congregations and think they can just pack the pews again?
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The worst part, perhaps, if you look at the graph is that itâs not even close to tipping over into runaway exponential growth. It looks like itâs in the phase where, if you donât know better, youâre like âI think thatâs maybe linear?â
If theyâre overflowing the hospitals with that, look out.
This is going to be an interesting one for right-wingers. The corporate overlords donât want people to go back to church, they want them to go back to work. If churches cause massive problems and places to shut down sooner than otherwise, thatâs not gonna make the Adelsons of the world happy.
Also at the same time this is a big test for Karen. Does she just want to get her butthole waxed, or is she willing to put her DEMANDS FOR FREEDOM to the test and sit in church for an hour w/o a mask while in the pew right behind her belt out Our God is an Awesome God?
Unfortunately Karen probably isnât a major church regular. So itâs the true nutters that are going to get nailed with this.
I donât think it will last long. One outbreak on a Friday after Sunday service and the church will shut itself down.
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I think theyâre looking at their empty tithing baskets instead and deciding they donât care who has to die to fill them back up.
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Why wouldnât you pack the pews? God has a plan.
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My man, donât you know theyâre covered in the blood of Jesus?
https://twitter.com/alphacentauriii/status/1246798299194994694
W/o much investigation Iâm going to guess this hospital is a very âurbanâ part of town and is always chronically understaffed and underresourced. Those were the first hospitals to get in trouble in NYC, NO and Atlanta.
Sadly I think itâs gonna need to happen to a white a white hospital before the shit really hits the fan as far as Wall St. tanking again - which is the only thing that moved Trump into action the first time.
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If all youâre doing is struggling to drum up sympathy, youâre doing way better than me.
Zero chance any of the people going to church know that singing loudly risks the spread.
I told my mom about the pastor in Cameroon who said he could heal coronavirus by laying hands on people, who then died of coronavirus himself. Her response, âBut how many of the people were healed?â
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I donât think I would speak to my Mom again if she was that out of it. Iâm a shitty son as it is.
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I bet a lot of these people have that âChristianâ health insurance too - which sprang up after the ACA rules on crappy health insurance were rescinded.
I guess that stuff is a pretty good deal, unless everyone on your plan gets sick at the same time, then they basically have to go begging for money.
The only requirement is you have to go to church regularly. Iâm going to take a wild guess that rule is selectively enforced to keep out undesirable types.