Not sure if this belongs here or the goofs thread but #RonaParks
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I usually canāt understand what marty is saying anyway.
Your pony got Lorena Bobbitted to make those pics (well actually they were posted in the Covid memes thread but I just wanted a excuse to use her name as a verb)
Nigerian Twitter was all primed up for MaskSZN.
Apropros of not much, one of my friends is one of the biggest players around. Physically largest at least. But heāll accept certain things from literally any girl so that gives him a lot of options and heās doing Godās work satisfying them. He is the modern Republican Party: there is no floor.
This guyās whole life is consumed by getting BJs. He will frequently get them from two or three girls in a day, I have literally no idea how he does it in a physical sense, but whatever.
This guy has not seen a girl since California went to shelter-in-place. He doesnāt even seem to care that much.
From the party that brought us rat fucking comesā¦ bat fucking!
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You live in Austin? Thatās awesome. Ever play poker there? Maybe weāve played together when Iāve passed through.
Really, man? Not cool.
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I live in Southern California, but yeah Iāve played for a living down here for a long time. Do you play here?
Sick brag, but Iāve been single for almost fifty years.
Now, please excuse me. Iām going to browse porn and masturbate.
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https://twitter.com/dodaistewart/status/1256341264385130496?s=21
Well apparently the next group getting Covid will be the covidiots themselves. Oh and all the olds they know. And the essential workers.
But at least the stupid people will suffer directly or indirectly. I feel very bad for those they infect but for those people themselves, not so much.
Like Iāve said, when itās people you know and especially people you love, then the will change their tune.
Oh, you said hot springs and I think someone mentioned a DJ in Austin, so I thought I was putting 2+2 together, but didnāt recall you ever mentioning Austin before.
Iāve played in SoCal when Iāve passed through - all LA area. Loved the San Diego area too, but didnāt have enough time there to play.
What have you been doing for money since the shutdown? Playing on apps?
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Yeah the options down here are great,
Living off savings mostly. Iāve started playing online but I donāt know how lucrative that will be honestly. Still getting back into it, been a long time since I played online. I got enough saved up for awhile and I only need about $1800 a month to pay all the bills and buy food. Also considering taking a job working from home for a manufacturing company doing some excel stuff and answering emails. Iāve kinda been looking to get out of poker and just doing it as a side thing for awhile now anyways. Donāt get me wrong poker is awesome but at some point I think I need a career lol.
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There arenāt any hot springs in Austin or anywhere nearby. Thereās a Barton Springs Pool, but itās actually known for being pretty darn cold, even in the TX summer.
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Jfc I hate everybody.
āWe just want our beaches back.ā
Fuck
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Look on the bright side. When they die, youāll have plenty of room at the beach.
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Am I seeing correctly that new cases in the US rose 20% over yesterday?
Hmmmm, I wonder what started happening about two weeks ago?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
