COVID-19 (2): Turns out it's going to be pretty bad actually

Probably ponied but you pulseox buyers look like geniuses.

Maybe we can add a quick PO check along with temperature as screens for people.

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiELttPVeoAH9yLA_R7J0m7S4qGAgEKg8IACoHCAow2NCfCTChqm8wgsagAQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

I talked to a buddy today. He has some kind of monitor primarily for a heart condition but that includes temp logging. His average body temp is down several tenths since starting social distancing. More evidence that our immune systems are always a little ramped up from the routine Deluge of other people’s germs???

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Good for them. This gives me a little uptick of happiness

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How the hell does the IHME model arrive at a basic stop in deaths around the beginning of June. I mean wtf. This must assume 0 opening and I have no idea what math they are using.

How are they still the #1model used.

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They really should find a trash bin, but at least the guys with 5 dicks are practicing safe sex

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Watching CNN show a breaking news alert about the IMHE model updates is so tilting.

The models are literally of negative value to society. They happen to be correct that Georgia should not reopen right now, but that’s about as trivial a result as I can imagine.

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A 5-dicked guy would save porn producers a lot of money on filming bukkake scenes.

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There was an ask me anything thread on reddit about a guy with two dicks and he provided proof. Pretty sure you could google it if you want.

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Saw it. Some pictures cannot be unseen.

Tubgirl, goatse, lemonparty and double dong dude

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I’ve been trying to stay less engaged. But now I’m so pissed.

I just tried to Email IHME again. Interestingly 2 days after my previous try they added “exponential splines” and an 8 day offset correlation between positive tests and deaths. My email was all about exponential curves and the 7 day death correlation I used.

What say you UP should I fire a public shot on LinkedIn?

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Trump has the cure, we can close the thread. We need to shine bright lights either at people or inside of people. We all good, yo. Prob solved.

Yay perineum will be a trend again!

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Yes, absolutely.

Pretty sure he was a fake.

via Imgflip Meme Generator

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He must have stolen that idea from Suzzer.

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I seem to remember everything was pretty believable at first, but then the guy couldn’t help himself and started telling all these outlandish stories of the 3-ways he’d have with the girl and guy he lived with.

So now we now how he’s seemingly immune. It’s from looking directly at the eclipse.

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U.S. deaths past 50k

More than Vietnam