COVID-19 (2): Turns out it's going to be pretty bad actually

[darksideofthewall]

@Melkerson

With all the blatant undercounting and plenty of idiots shouting about overcounting. Here is an analysis I wish someone would do.

Find total deaths from all causes in USA for every March in last 10 yrs. Use this data and population data to project expected deaths from all causes in 2020

Take actual deaths obeserved in March 2020 and subtract projected deaths for March 2020

This is done for any given month by actuaries, even when there is no pandemic.

[Melkerson]

@darksideofthewall

@Melkerson

With all the blatant undercounting and plenty of idiots shouting about overcounting. Here is an analysis I wish someone would do.

Find total deaths from all causes in USA for every March in last 10 yrs. Use this data and population data to project expected deaths from all causes in 2020

Take actual deaths obeserved in March 2020 and subtract projected deaths for March 2020

This is done for any given month by actuaries, even when there is no epidemic.

So when is the March data final enough that we can get the numbers.

[Marksman]

Sweet. It is all over. Stand down everyone.

[anon10387340]

So the reason MA asked the Patriots to fly their plane to China for the masks was because the state’s previous order for 3 million masks was confiscated at port of NY - I’m going to guess by the Feds. Cocksuckers.

[Marksman]

You really are consistently a moron.

[Marksman]

Exactly 1 month ago we had 11 deaths in the US. Now we’ll over 5000. Most experts agree the next 2-4 weeks will be significantly worse.

[anon10387340]

Those numbers don’t look right for today or yesterday.

[ViridianDreams]

Someone get the CDC on the blower! Pat Robertson has cracked the case:

https://mobile.twitter.com/soapachu/status/1246793653294686208?s=21

[Danspartan]

The US is 10k. NY is 5k.

[Marksman]

I am so screwed.

[Marksman]

Thanks for correction

[LFS]

ol Pat was never a cunning linguist

[Smacc_25]

@anon10396289

The place she went to has exactly 1 shop, no gas stations for miles and no doctors for miles and is full of pensioners.

It also probably has 1 carry out Chinese and no other food establishments. As soon as the teenagers reach 18 there off to the big city literally 10 miles away at most.

For her to get away there was no-need to put pensioners and small children at risk, after all these parks are also used by the locals for walking as there is no other large areas except farm lands and forestry lands.

She could of asked the Duke of Argyle for a place…

[anon10387340]

This fucking ghoul…

[anon10387340]

But he is a cunning runt.

[wheatrich]

They never had the internet back then so that also could’ve caused the virus

[m_reed05]

Wait, how the fuck does a tiger get a test? Tests are still so hard to come by around here that my county has tested 14 people total. 14.

[Smacc_25]

Because he has more stripes than most?

[prana]

“Six other tigers also showed symptoms of a dry cough.”

Just like there’s always a tweet, there is almost always a Seinfeld episode.

[Smacc_25]

Fur balls ain’t no thing