Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: President Elect

Would make a great skit

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Trump would be treated well in Russia for the same reason as Snowden: a taunt.

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Or Putin chucks him out a window and blames the cia. Just to cause discord.

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I think putin would love to keep him around to put him on tv and internet videos agitating for the return of alaska. “They call it SEWARD’S FOLLY, and folly means it’s a bad thing”

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Haven’t heard from JD in a minute, how’s he doing?

https://x.com/WUTangKids/status/1853496861912363017

Still weird as fuck I see

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Christ this country is going to be so gassy if Trump wins again

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This topic again huh since we’re holding our genitals for about the next 30 hours - if he flees, maga/the current GOP is completely dead. Not to say another Reagan (from Nixon) can’t come along in a few years but every single campaign everything is “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT”, hand raised, blood on the face, yeah. There’s no coming back from that as a “movement”. So he’ll stay and take his house arrest as long as he’s not on social media more than once a day or whatever ridiculous plea agreement they agree on.

I doubt he goes to jail, but wouldn’t bet against it

If he loses I think there’s well over a 50% chance for violence

He’ll get convicted in at least one or more jurisdictions. I don’t think even a corrupt SC can prevent it at this point. But he has to lose. If he wins, he gets away with everything for ever more

I’m sorry but what the hell is going on here? TheHip is usually team lol consequences waaf thinking Trump is going to jail if he loses and Cactus is saying he doubts it? I’m so confused right now.

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That’s not how you hold a six pack

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Like a bag of sand.

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This is a collection of earth beverages under Vice President Harris. And this is a collection of earth beverages under Leader Trump.

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So there will be less shitty beer if Kamala is elected…

Sounds good to me.

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Two politicians one cup

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Maybe we can get JD to tell that joke comparing a six pack to

Never mind.

Ah, the Brett Kavanuagh special I see.

It took me a good 2 minutes of thought to come up with his name becauss I couldnt get past Rapey Mcgee in my mind.

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He is not going to run away and will 100% be running/grifting in 2028.

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Agree.

Disagree. He’ll be too mushy and the magic is gone even for the MAGAts.

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