No way he actually runs again, but he’ll file so he can continue making monthly charges on the credit cards of dead people.
lol just lol. It’s genuinely hard to decide who is more delusional. The consequences people or the dudes wearing garbage bags.
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Isn’t that what i said?
Just saw this on CNN
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This. That documents case isn’t just going to disappear.
Care to bet?
lol if there’s one thing I know about cult leaders, it’s that they tend to just quietly relinquish control of their followers and never quadruple down with increasingly unhinged and dangerous actions.
Surely this time will be different!
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Yeah, he’s going to incite violence obviously. There’s no downside for him, he holds his supporters in contempt so if he mobilized them all to try to take over the government and they all die that’s fine with him, he doesn’t give a shit about them. It just gives him something to rant about, look at how violent the Dems are!
Dr. John D Gartner looks and sounds like an alternate univere version of Cucker Tarlson, one where he got educated and and wasn’t a fascist dipshit.
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Trump ain’t going to prison. He’ll escape to a country without an extradition policy to the US.
Bet he can become a cult leader for real from there.
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I do wonder what is going to be the mantra from Daddy T this time around. Last time it was MORE VOTES THAN ANY PRESIDENT EVER. My best guess is that he’ll start screaming about how his lower vote total means x million votes were “stollen”.
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I think the most-likely scenario is he ends up in Russia continuing to sow discord/grievance in the US while searching for narcissism highs.
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If he ends up in Russia he’s doing a nose dive from a hotel window
correct
nah, no need, they aint gonna sentence him to actual time in actual prison.
but, interesting question, if he does flee, does his secret service detail go with him? I assume that being a fugitive would invalidate the obligation for the USSS to protect him but maybe not. would be hilarious if he keeps billing the USSS for overpriced Trump Moscow International Hotel rooms in perpetuity
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yeah he can’t really go there, Putin has no use for him unless he’s back in power (or potentially on the way back)