Brother to join the forum

remember that quad aces versus royal from the WSOP broadcast? epic

1 Like

I know literacy is hard for someone like you, but I didn’t pay for college. I got a 35 on my ACT and got a state regent’s scholarship. I was also one question off the PSAT from National Merit. What about you?

Poker stars was kind to me and my bro. Very much so. Flopped a set of ducks one time on 1/2 and lost to AQ runner runner flush, that hurt.

yeah, it’s a nutty game, poker is

what kind of music do you like?

Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

  • You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
  • You are not allowed to touch a wall.
  • When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is “out.”
  • I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
  • The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of “counter-tactics” training.
  • There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
  • The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

7 Likes

HNH, If you decide to play 2/5+ PLO I will move to sister fucking Alabama. Promise.

I dunno man. Seems hard for you to answer simple questions about your monetary gain. My scores weren’t near as good, do you think that equates to wealth? If so, what do you think trumps scores were?

You scared of NLH?

lol ‘the kids are motivated’

I’m scared of being a cliche

Let me spell it out for you. Trump isn’t a successful businessman. He’s a tax cheat. He’s a bankruptcy whore. He’d have 5 times as much money by buying the market as a whole and parking his wealth there. Instead, he failed at casinos (LOLOLOL), fraudulent universities, steaks, vodkas, airlines and a million other things. He was born an inch from home plate and thinks he hit a grand slam. Turning 200M dollars into 3 billion over 5 decades isn’t hard.

It’s too late! I’ve already dubbed the rivaldo!!

Terrified. You played 1/2 on stars a decade ago. I can’t handle your skill.

So do you think that (test scores) equate to wealth? If so, what do you think trumps scores were?

I think inheriting 200M makes you wealthy.

What did you score on your standardized tests?

Thought so

@BestOf

2 Likes

Is it because you feel trump scored less than you, but he’s much richer so you feel you can’t agree?

Do you think Trump having more money than me has more to do with inheriting 200M or his intellect?