Britney - I'm a Slave 4 U

Britney is not allowed a phone in her Conservatorship, right?

My thoughts are Brittany (of pretty as autocorrect called her yesterday wth) has no say in who is hired as her household staff and they are likely reporting back to others.

Since Brittany can’t hire or fire her a bad person in that role makes for a contentious relationship.

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Yeah really important to note that the people around her work for her dad and have actively participated in her abuse. I’m not taking their side in this.

I wanna know what the argument was about. Was it a housekeeper surreptitiously recording shit inside the home or a disagreement over pillow shams?

With the context I’m believing Britney in the inevitable he said she said. I don’t even care if it was an argument about pillow shams. Nobody is under any obligation to be nice in her spot.

Let’s be real there’s a 95% chance that this is just the latest attempt to make Britney look crazy to justify the fact that they’ve literally enslaved her.

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Right but my thinking here is the only reason I might personally slap someone’s phone out of their hand is if they were secretly recording shit in my house. If that was happening here then it’s a pretty big deal (the recording part). If it’s pillow shams then LOL.

Either

She’s a complete whackadoodle

OR

She’s under constant surveillance and manipulation and when she acts out against that she is labeled a whackadoodle.

Given the financial shenanigans (if your daughter is truly nuts why are you sending her out to perform) I’m going to land about 90/10 on her side.

Even if she isn’t the most stable person, this conservancy is not the road to good mental health. She is being used as a cash cow.

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More extremely important Britney breaking news

According to Page Six , the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call made just before 6pm but when police arrived to the scene the singer made the decision to not pursue legal action.

“She called and wanted to report some type of theft,” the department’s media relations officer Capt. Eric Buschow said.

“When deputies arrived and contacted her security staff, they informed the deputies that Ms. Spears decided she did not want to file a report at that time. And so, deputies left.”

Honestly the idea that anyone who does this kind of work for any kind of celebrity would be allowed to carry literally any kind of device containing any kind of recording capability audio or video is fucking nuts. What would be a wildly controlling and unreasonable request in a normal work environment is totally different when unauthorized recordings in your own home could be sold to tabloids for five figures.

This kind of thing is exactly why working for a celebrity like Britney Spears should probably pay well. They aren’t just paying you to do the work they’re also paying you to never pull some shit like this. If I was Britney I’d slap the phone out of her hand and stomp it to dust just because it existed near me and then fire the housekeeper for cause. If that makes me sound like an asshole that’s fine. Under no circumstances would I be willing to live with the possibility that I could be getting recorded at any moment and that recording could end up in the public sphere.

Being famous is not a perk unless you’re batshit insane. To me it looks damn near intolerable.

Two pillow shams were reported missing.

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Why not both?

Of course it’s exactly what I said. Lol NBC News reporting half of the story.

Sources directly connected to Britney tell TMZ … around 2 weeks ago one of her dogs became sick and the dog sitter – who is also a nurse – took that dog and Britney’s other dog to the vet. The dogs never came home, and our sources say the dog sitter kept and took care of the dogs because she believed they weren’t safe at Britney’s home.

Sounds totally normal LMAO.

Britney confronted her housekeeper and demanded to know where her dogs were and why they were taken away. Our Britney sources say the housekeeper expressed concern that the dogs had been neglected and showed Britney photos she had taken on her cellphone of one of the dogs that had just thrown up.

“Oh yeah about that. Your dogs are not safe here, dawg–so I took 'em.”

In any event, we’re told Britney became extremely upset and told the housekeeper she was not allowed to take photos in her house. Then we’re told a struggle ensued and Britney knocked the phone out of the housekeeper’s hands.

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Not just NBC but every news outlet, probably all relying on the same source

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So she has a dog sitter who is also a nurse, if the dogs aren’t being taken care of isn’t that kinda on the sitter?

Also big lol at taking pictures inside her house.

God it’s insane how bad our media is. And there is no way to make it better.

I’m no celebrity dog sitter so not sure what the SOP is on this, but I have to assume it’s not abduct the dogs without notifying the owner.

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NBC news reporting the dog nurse notified the dogs’ court-appointed conservator

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True A-listers pay their personal assistants like $250,000 per year, plus bonuses, plus crazy perks like private air travel. For this reason.

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So what’s the career path for A-lister lackey? Seems like a pretty great gig.

And that’s exactly who that maid should have been, but instead he or she is probably getting paid 250k a year to help keep her nominal employer enslaved by her dad. She’s lucky I’m not in Britney’s shoes… My first act when getting control would be to sue every single person who had been hired by my dad until they were entirely bankrupt. Gotta make sure nobody ever thinks that’s a good move again.