Britney - I'm a Slave 4 U

Either work for like a C-lister and work your way up, or get referred by agent/manager/lawyer. It’s a real job though, most A-listers have their shit together and are super busy and demanding.

Well if I was paying someone 250K, I’d be demanding AF.

You get what you pay for.

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lol only someone who has never had a dog would believe a picture of a dog throwing up is a sign of neglect. my dog throws up if she eats her dinner too fast (had to get one of these obnoxious “slow feeder” things to keep her from woofing it down in two gulps) and every time she eats more than four or five cicadas, it’s just a pretty regular thing.

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Everyone in that house is a paid employee of the dad whose job is to amass “evidence” of Britney being crazy to keep the gravy train rolling.

Britney having to pay for all the people ruining her life is so ridiculously unfair, she’s handled it a lot better than I could have.

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Right. Followed by abducting the dogs without the knowledge of the owner as some kind of reasonable response. Multiple times apparently. There’s no way I’m buying those dogs were abused unless they make a Sarah McLachlan commercial.

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Britney Spears’ conservators are in a dogfight over who is really responsible for the “Toxic” singer’s pets.

Following claims that a dog sitter took the pop star’s pooches to a vet without her permission and never returned them, we hear that both Spears’ conservator of the person, Jodi Montgomery, and her father, Jamie Spears, who is the conservator of her estate, are attempting to wash their hands clean of the incident.

While Jamie’s attorneys did not immediately return Page Six’s request for comment, an insider told us, “Jamie is the conservator of the estate not of the person. Jodi Montgomery has been in control of the conservatorship of the person since 2019. Anything [pertaining to the animals] would fall 100 percent under the conservator of the person.”

What a shit show

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Bottom line is we aren’t going to find out until she is truly on her own. The whole scheme seems wholly corrupt and I tend not to believe anyone choosing to profit off the situation.

She freaked out because a dog vomited dawg. She ain’t no real sitta’

Who steals someone’s dog, what the hell, man.

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Why would the dogs fall under the person and not the estate. I call shenanigans on that.

This is why were I her I’d make it my life’s mission to make sure none of these people got to retain a cent.

Man, every mental health professional would say not to do that, but not only would I do it I’m pretty damn sure I would enjoy it.

Lol wat truly justified revenge is extremely cathartic. The reason why it usually isn’t good for people is that it isn’t available without huge consequences. Obsessing about unrequited revenge is extremely unhealthy… But actually punishing people who have actually wronged you? Best closure of your life.

If I was Britney I would hire 4-5 attorneys as full time employees to hound these people through the courts until they stopped drawing breath. I’d savor every update that team produced lol.

Britney’s Revenge television series will be lit.

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Right, there’s a reason you fist pump in the movie theater when the wife beating asshole gets got.

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https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1435377951755968513

https://twitter.com/HugoFeige/status/1435392538031136772

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Who wants to be on the same side as Ted Cruz?

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435773691942559748?s=19

F britnaneney!

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Her Instagram is super rad rn

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