The laugh-cry emoji following “legalize humor!” in the Tweet makes one wonder if Elon wrote it himself.
After searching around for a few minutes it seems unlikely to be real. Either way it’s beautiful.
So USA was greatest when Ronnie gave all the [slur]s amnesty
Jeff Foxworthy, 30 years ago:
If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck
The people peeing in the pool (WOKE) are taunting the normal guy who isn’t peeing in the pool. Probably just for saying what everyone is thinking!
I interpret it differently. It’s the Boomers who are peeing in the pool because FREEDOM. The guy not peeing in the pool is getting laughed at for following a dumb rule no one else respects. Everyone pees in the pool (except me ldo).
Took me a minute to realize this was the boomer meme thread and I was like “uh, this is a little racist…”
Just a oui.
I am not a fireworks fan in general, and think it’s nuts that people are still setting them all literally all night, but the boomers on Nextdoor are flipping the fuck out
Yes, let’s give 5-year-olds giant shovels and tell them to get out in the fields.
Don’t take this as a post endorsing rolling back child labor laws, but I’m glad I grew up in a farming family and worked a ton as a kid. There was plenty wrong with it, but it did do a decent amount for me that I didn’t appreciate till later.
Sure. But that kid’s never getting that shovel more than an inch into the ground, much less lift it and throw dirt.
Sure. But that kid’s never getting that shovel more than an inch into the ground, much less lift it and throw dirt.
Oh yeah, that’s a stupid photo.
As is the idea that giving them chores would keep them off their phones.