I feel like this thread would be more fun with someone like Victor participating.
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Boy I thought guys like Cheney and Paul werenāt gonna be picked until later on given how long theyāve been out of power.
Recency bias definitely not playing a role in this draft.
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OP has been edited to include a table with picks to date.
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Sniped!
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As we approach the end of the first round, I would like to point out that Riverman going last in a snake order means he will actually go twice very soon. Hype.
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My #2-#16 is on the board. A couple of picks were made so far that wouldnāt have entered my mind until the 4th round or didnāt enter my mind at all. Hell, I got a few possible 2nd/3rd rounders that I just thought of.
Given how the draft has gone, Iād consider trading Trump for Rivermanās 10th and 11th pick. Never thought Iād be jealous of the last pick in the first round when eyebooger and I had the first pick.
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Who I would pick would be different if this were a worst person in the world draft or a guillotine draft. For biggest asshole alive, I might pick the most obnoxiously behaving celebrity over the politician who has caused the most death, for some definition of āassholeā.
I have no idea how to power rank them, but Iāve got a list of around 30 or so at the moment. Itās growing by the hour, too ā seems like around every corner thereās a fresh bunch of assholes, who knew?!
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The true culprits behind the TP epidemic. Assholes are being treated better than ever.
If you didnāt have Mitch McConnell in your top 16, thatās a you problem.
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Well itās great to learn that all the biggest assholes in the world are American.
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I was thinking outside the box. Not that far outside though. A few centimeters outside to be exact. And then I had a nightmare last night and I couldnāt let this value slip any further.
During these very trying times of quarantining and social distancing, many people are working from home. I am also supposed to be working from home. But I barely work from work. Well TimBuk, what are you doing to pass the quarantime if you are not working? I am doing what I have been doing since I was a teenager. It feels like I was born to participate in this draft. While everyone else is figuring out how to flatten the curve, Iāve been researching how to gape the hole.
With the 8th pick in the Biggest Asshole Alive Draft, I select
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2zp77iV8tNM
Iāve been watching a bunch of ladies destroy their anuses for the past few decades but nothing can ever top goatse
First pick: Kirk Johnson (allegedly)
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Itās understandable that the draft is America-centric as most participants are from America but thereās a world of assholes who have been far more destructive for far longer than Mitch McConnell.
Only eight of my top 20 are American.
LOL Tim taking the draft thread title way too literally. Donāt even need to see the video to remember that.
Wtf is goatse. Why did you select the Director of the Smithsonianās NMNH.
I have no idea why you have selected either and am confident ignorance might be bliss 
Cheney, in addition to being the only person alive to shoot someone and have the shootee apologize for letting their face get in the way of his shot, has no pulse.
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Take this advice wrt goatse Risky
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Donāt forget the Halliburton years. Cheney was directly responsible for Iraq War, torture, warrantless wiretapping of US citizens, knowingly fabricating intelligence, and creating Liz Cheney. Also, of course, an enormous racist.
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