A Thread for People Who Hate Themselves: Liveblogging Trump's SOTU

“While we’re here giving out medals of freedom, let me introduce my next guest, Brock Turner!”

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Every time I think I’m full emotionally prepared, I realize I’m not.

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They’re literally encouraging the guests to act out now? Rush with the clearly fake shock about getting the medal that was reported hours ago, this lady screaming out in joy over increased funding for neonatal research?

Someone just screamed, “YESSSSSSSSS” over paid family leave.

The drugs just kicked in. The timing was a coincidence.

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I dont believe in god motherfuck, and neither does 20% of the country so no we dont fucking ageee with that

Did anyone check on ddale8? I assume he’s been over the hourly limit for tweets for a while now?

Anyone putting themselves through watching that?

He said he wouldn’t be tweeting as much as usual this SOTU

when he said “paid family leave” I’m pretty sure I saw Melania start to stand up

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Infrastructure Week is back baby!

Planting a trillion trees for… no particular reason because climate change is a Chinese hoax

Youve had three years to rebuild the infrastructure you feckless fuck

LOL Nancy clapping like a fucking rabid dog. What a fucking loser she is.

loooool Empire Goat

She gets a win from me tonight for not cheering on fuckface Rush

Even Republicans won’t do a standing ovation for ICE.

I was going to watch but something came up.

And they say there’s no God.

I mean, how is this different than a 1935 Hitler speech?

I gave up after Rush… but yeah. Constant stream of lies and token props. TYT stream made it semi-bearable.

The fuck. Did somebody hit the studio audience Ooooooooooo button?