2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

No Ukraine aid. Gaetz & co. now go after McCarthy I guess. Godspeed.

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i’m imagining an Uncut Gems situation where our guy’s all in on leveraged shorts that only pay off if the government shuts down, and he’s panicking in the hallway alone. his eye catches the fire alarm and he gets caught in a panic loop where he convinces himself his only option is to pull it

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Awesome, now we get to do this all over again a week before thanksgiving travels. awesome having republicans control the house.

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the J6 fans are very upset he isn’t arrested already

but what he did is actually punishable by a fine/jail time, he’ll get a slap on the wrist for this but that is some bushleague crap.

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this fire alarm thing will be the new standard con law exam question for the hipster con law professors depending on what happens


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So no more funding for Ukraine? The dems said ok this time so now they have to say ok every time or it will look like they aren’t putting America first blah blah. They should’ve just voted no and let the house vote on the bipartisan senate bill.

Every vote now is gonna be hijacked by the freedom caucus scum bags.

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https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1708305191575900440?t=36ys29_qUUe8QwxzCBY2rg&s=19

just ignore the thing that says “emergency exit only” but follow whatever else it says. I hate it when they use the old I’m a greedy idiot defense cause it might be true. at least it’s not the capitol building but that won’t stop some people from still getting super mad. One of the R’s was already talking about trying to remove him from the house for it.

I guess I can see how the sign could be confusing. It does say “EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY,” though, and that would stop 99% of people wanting to use the door in a non-emergency. I suppose one could add “IN AN EMERGENCY,” before “PUSH” to make it 100% clear.

If the door is an “emergency exit”, but normally is open during votes, I think it makes sense to ignore the first part of the sign. You’d be focused more on how to get the door open, and not the emergency exit part.

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An emergency exit that doesn’t unlock for 30 seconds?

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https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1708471523340607809?t=gHjJcxYwYuboY7-24LWNIw&s=19

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https://twitter.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/1708511086025347508?t=Obdg01jrR2qQhGRTr9HjLg&s=19

Who can’t they stand gaetz or McCarthy

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A smart guy w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶a̶l̶s̶ seems to eliminate both from consideration.

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Gaetz said he’ll be filing a motion to vacate the chair this week.

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https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1708537232821239847?t=PiZ6AStUQ63QpWHlAYtqKA&s=19

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Gaetz=Starscream

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